Keep make test under 2 GB of memory (closes #344 )

Every test that starts a database hashed the bootstrap admin password with Argon2id at 64 MB, which under -race holds about 150 MB per hash, across dozens of parallel tests. The test packages that hash now lower the memory cost to 1 MB from TestMain. One test still hashes and verifies at the shipped parameters, which are unchanged. script/test also runs at most four packages and eight parallel tests at once: unbounded, a many-core host linked and ran every test binary together. Model: opus-5-5
2026-10-01 19:49:01 +00:00
24 changed files with 418 additions and 78 deletions
@@ -3,8 +3,10 @@
 # stage of the Dockerfile.
 .git/
 bin/
-# Extracted from 3p/ by `make assets` inside the build; a host copy is not
-# needed. The tarball in 3p/ must stay in the context.
+# Third-party browser assets are fetched and hash-verified inside the build by
+# script/fetch-assets. Excluding any host copy keeps a developer's working tree
+# from supplying the bytes that get shipped. The script and its
+# static/vendor.sha256 manifest stay in the context.
 static/js/alpine.min.js
 *.md
 LICENSE
@@ -46,6 +46,7 @@ temp/
 # CI cache barrier, written into the build context by the check workflow
 .ci-fingerprint

-# Alpine.js, extracted by `make assets` from its tarball in 3p/, which is
-# what is committed.
-/static/js/alpine.min.js
+# Third-party browser assets, fetched and hash-verified by
+# script/fetch-assets against static/vendor.sha256. Not committed:
+# REPO_POLICIES.md forbids minified bundles in version control.
+/static/js/alpine.min.js 
@@ -51,8 +51,15 @@ RUN go mod download
 # the lint stage above.
 COPY . .

-# Run tests and build. Both first run script/assets, which extracts Alpine.js
-# from its tarball in 3p/.
+# Fetch the third-party browser assets the UI serves. They are not committed
+# (REPO_POLICIES.md forbids minified bundles in version control) and
+# .dockerignore keeps any host copy out of the build context, so this step is
+# the only way they enter the image. Each download is checked against a
+# hardcoded sha256 and the build fails on mismatch; make test re-checks the
+# hashes against the bytes go:embed actually put in the binary.
+RUN script/fetch-assets
+
+# Run tests and build
 RUN make test

 # Version stamped into the binary. .dockerignore excludes .git/, so
@@ -60,8 +67,8 @@ RUN make test
 # host and passes it in. The default is what a bare `docker build .`
 # with no --build-arg gets, and it names no tag the tree may not be at.
 #
-# Declared here, below the test step, so a changed version does not
-# invalidate its cached layer.
+# Declared here, below the test and asset steps, so a changed version
+# does not invalidate their cached layers.
 ARG VERSION=unknown

 RUN make build VERSION="$VERSION"
@@ -28,7 +28,7 @@ setup:
 	@script/setup

 assets:
-	@script/assets
+	@script/fetch-assets

 test:
 	@script/test
@@ -45,13 +45,13 @@ fmt-check:
 check:
 	@script/check

-build: assets
+build:
 	go build -ldflags '$(strip -X main.version=$(VERSION) $(GO_LDFLAGS))' -o bin/webhooker ./cmd/webhooker

 run: build
 	./bin/webhooker

-dev: assets
+dev:
 	go run ./cmd/webhooker

 deps:
@@ -21,6 +21,9 @@ before deploying one.
 - Go 1.26.1+ (the version in `go.mod`)
 - Docker (for linting, for the test stage of the CI gate, and for
  containerized deployment)
+- `curl`, used by `script/fetch-assets` to download the third-party
+  browser assets, which are not committed (`make bootstrap` installs
+  it if missing)

 golangci-lint is not a prerequisite and must not be installed on the
 host: `script/bootstrap` does not install it, and `make lint` runs the
@@ -33,7 +36,9 @@ digest-pinned linter image via `Dockerfile.lint`.
 git clone https://git.eeqj.de/sneak/webhooker.git
 cd webhooker

-# Install the Go toolchain if missing, and the Go dependencies
+# Install Go dependencies and the third-party browser assets.
+# `make deps` alone is not enough: it only runs go mod download/tidy,
+# and the checks below need the fetched assets.
 make bootstrap

 # Run all checks (test, lint, format check)
@@ -53,7 +58,7 @@ make docker
 ```bash
 make bootstrap  # Install all dependencies (idempotent)
 make setup      # Bootstrap + install git pre-commit hook
-make assets     # Extract Alpine.js from 3p/ (test, check, build, dev run it)
+make assets     # Fetch + verify third-party browser assets
 make fmt        # Format code (gofmt + goimports)
 make fmt-check  # Fail if gofmt would change anything (writes nothing)
 make lint       # Run golangci-lint in Docker (Dockerfile.lint)
@@ -1216,15 +1221,14 @@ This repository adheres to the
 standard: normalized scripts in `script/` are the entrypoints for the
 development workflow. Ten of the Makefile's seventeen targets are thin
 shims that call them; `build`, `run`, `dev`, `deps`, `clean`, `css` and
-`version` are inline commands with no script behind them, though `build`,
-`run` and `dev` first run `script/assets`, and `build` and `version` both
-take their value from `script/version`.
+`version` are inline commands with no script behind them, though
+`build` and `version` both take their value from `script/version`.

-`script/test`, `make build` and `make dev` each run `script/assets`
-first, which writes the ignored `static/js/alpine.min.js` (see
-[Third-party browser assets](#third-party-browser-assets)), so
-`make test`, `make check` and the pre-commit hook work on a fresh clone
-without a separate step.
+`make check` needs the third-party browser assets in `static/`, which
+are not committed, so run `make bootstrap` (or just `make assets`) once
+after cloning. Without them the tests fail with a message naming that
+remedy. `make check` does not fetch them itself because it must not
+change any files in the repo.

 We provide:

@@ -1232,8 +1236,8 @@ We provide:
 - `script/setup` — make a fresh clone ready for development
  (bootstrap, then install-precommit)
 - `script/projectname` — output the project name ("webhooker")
- `script/assets` — extract Alpine.js from its tarball in `3p/` (see
-  [Third-party browser assets](#third-party-browser-assets))
+- `script/fetch-assets` — download the third-party browser assets into
+  `static/`, verifying each against its pinned sha256
 - `script/test` — run the test suite
 - `script/lint` — run golangci-lint in Docker (see Linting below)
 - `script/fmt` — format all code (writes)
@@ -1255,25 +1259,24 @@ We provide:

 ## Third-party browser assets

-The web UI serves one third-party script, Alpine.js. Its npm package tarball
-is committed as `3p/alpinejs-3.14.9.tgz`, byte for byte as the npm registry
-publishes it. It is a dependency, not this repo's build output, so
-`REPO_POLICIES.md`'s rule against committed build artifacts does not apply.
-The directory is `3p/` rather than `vendor/` because Go treats a root
-`vendor/` directory as its module vendor directory.
+The web UI serves one third-party script, Alpine.js. It is **not** committed:
+a minified bundle in the tree is unreviewable, and `REPO_POLICIES.md` bars
+both committed build artifacts and unpinned external references.

-`script/assets` (`make assets`) extracts the browser build,
-`package/dist/cdn.min.js`, from the tarball to `static/js/alpine.min.js`,
-where `go:embed` picks it up. `script/test`, `make build` and `make dev` run
-it first, and the Dockerfile builds through `make test` and `make build`, so
-nothing downloads Alpine.js. The extracted file is not committed, and
-`.dockerignore` keeps any host copy out of the build context.
+Instead `script/fetch-assets` downloads it from a pinned URL, checks the
+download against a hardcoded sha256, and installs it under `static/`. The
+sha256 of every installed asset is recorded in `static/vendor.sha256`, and
+`static/vendor_test.go` re-hashes the bytes `go:embed` put in the binary
+against that manifest — so the pin is enforced on what actually ships, not
+merely written down. Any mismatch fails the build.

-To move to a new version: download
-`https://registry.npmjs.org/alpinejs/-/alpinejs-<version>.tgz`, check it
-against the `dist.integrity` hash listed at
-`https://registry.npmjs.org/alpinejs/<version>`, replace the tarball in `3p/`
-with it, update its file name in `script/assets`, and run `make check`.
+`make bootstrap` runs the fetch for local development, and the Dockerfile
+runs it in the build stage; `.gitignore` and `.dockerignore` keep the
+artifact out of both the repo and the build context.
+
+To move to a new version: update the version, URL, and tarball sha256 in
+`script/fetch-assets` and the asset sha256 in `static/vendor.sha256`, then
+run `make assets && make check`.

 ## Rationale

@@ -2752,8 +2755,6 @@ imports. The entry point is `cmd/webhooker/main.go`.

 ```
 webhooker/
-├── 3p/
-│   └── alpinejs-3.14.9.tgz    # Alpine.js npm package, extracted by make assets
 ├── cmd/webhooker/
 │   └── main.go               # Entry point: subcommand dispatch; no args locks DATA_DIR and wires fx
 ├── internal/
@@ -2847,7 +2848,8 @@ webhooker/
 │   ├── css/tailwind.css       # Generated stylesheet the pages load
 │   ├── css/style.css          # Older hand-written stylesheet, no longer loaded
 │   ├── js/app.js              # Progressive-enhancement copy-to-clipboard
-│   └── js/alpine.min.js       # Alpine.js, extracted from 3p/ by make assets, not committed
+│   ├── js/alpine.min.js       # Alpine.js, fetched by script/fetch-assets, not committed
+│   └── vendor.sha256          # Pinned hashes the fetched assets are verified against
 ├── templates/                 # Go HTML templates (base, login, sources, etc.)
 ├── script/                    # Scripts to Rule Them All entrypoints
 ├── Dockerfile                 # Three stages: lint, test+build, Alpine runtime
@@ -3159,14 +3161,14 @@ version is fixed independently of the compiler's:
   `make fmt-check`, then `golangci-lint config verify` and
   `golangci-lint run`, both with `--network=none`.
 2. **Builder stage** (`golang:1.26.1-bookworm`) — depends on the lint
-   stage passing (it copies a file from it), runs `make test` and
-   `make build` (both extract Alpine.js from `3p/` first), and finally
-   rebuilds the binary with `CGO_ENABLED=1` and static linking so it
-   runs on musl. Both builds go through `make build`, the relink adding
-   its `-extldflags` via `GO_LDFLAGS`, so neither can drop the `-X` that
-   stamps the version. The version arrives as the `VERSION` build arg,
-   since the context has no `.git` (see
-   [Version stamping](#version-stamping)).
+   stage passing (it copies a file from it), runs `script/fetch-assets`
+   to download and verify the third-party browser assets, then runs
+   `make test` and `make build`, and finally rebuilds the binary with
+   `CGO_ENABLED=1` and static linking so it runs on musl. Both builds
+   go through `make build`, the relink adding its `-extldflags` via
+   `GO_LDFLAGS`, so neither can drop the `-X` that stamps the version.
+   The version arrives as the `VERSION` build arg, since the context
+   has no `.git` (see [Version stamping](#version-stamping)).
 3. **Runtime stage** (`alpine:3.21`) — copies the static binary and
   `deploy/docker-entrypoint.sh`, creates the `/var/lib/webhooker`
   directory for all SQLite databases, exposes port 8080, and includes
@@ -79,3 +79,9 @@ func (d *Database) ExportSetBannerOut(w io.Writer) {
 func DummyPasswordHashForTest() string {
 	return dummyPasswordHash()
 }
+
+// HashPasswordWithDefaultsForTest hashes with the shipped Argon2id
+// parameters, which TestMain has lowered for HashPassword itself.
+func HashPasswordWithDefaultsForTest(password string) (string, error) {
+	return hashPasswordWith(password, DefaultPasswordConfig())
+}
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+package database_test
+
+import (
+	"testing"
+
+	"sneak.berlin/go/webhooker/internal/database"
+)
+
+// TestMain lowers the password hashing cost before any test runs. See
+// database.LowerPasswordHashCostForTest.
+func TestMain(m *testing.M) {
+	database.LowerPasswordHashCostForTest()
+	m.Run()
+}
@@ -63,10 +63,24 @@ func DefaultPasswordConfig() *PasswordConfig {
 	}
 }

+// hashConfig is what HashPassword hashes with: the defaults above.
+// Only a test binary changes it, through LowerPasswordHashCostForTest,
+// before any test runs.
+//
+//nolint:gochecknoglobals // see above
+var hashConfig = DefaultPasswordConfig()
+
 // HashPassword generates an Argon2id hash of the password
 func HashPassword(password string) (string, error) {
-	config := DefaultPasswordConfig()
+	return hashPasswordWith(password, hashConfig)
+}

+// hashPasswordWith generates an Argon2id hash of the password with
+// the given parameters.
+func hashPasswordWith(
+	password string,
+	config *PasswordConfig,
+) (string, error) {
 	// Generate a salt
 	salt := make([]byte, config.SaltLen)

@@ -192,6 +192,36 @@ func TestHashPasswordUniqueness(t *testing.T) {
 	}
 }

+// TestHashPassword_ShippedParameters hashes and verifies at the
+// shipped Argon2id parameters. Every other test hashes at the lowered
+// memory cost TestMain sets, so this is the one that keeps production
+// hashing covered. One hash and one verification: each costs 64 MB.
+func TestHashPassword_ShippedParameters(t *testing.T) {
+	t.Parallel()
+
+	password := "correct horse battery staple"
+
+	hash, err := database.HashPasswordWithDefaultsForTest(password)
+	if err != nil {
+		t.Fatalf("hashing with the shipped parameters: %v", err)
+	}
+
+	const shipped = "$argon2id$v=19$m=65536,t=1,p=4$"
+
+	if !strings.HasPrefix(hash, shipped) {
+		t.Errorf("hash = %q, want prefix %q", hash, shipped)
+	}
+
+	valid, err := database.VerifyPassword(password, hash)
+	if err != nil {
+		t.Fatalf("VerifyPassword() error = %v", err)
+	}
+
+	if !valid {
+		t.Error("VerifyPassword() returned false for correct password")
+	}
+}
+
 // TestVerifyDummyPassword_DoesRealWork covers the anti-enumeration
 // path. Login charges an unknown username a verification against a
 // dummy hash so that a nonexistent account is not answered in
@@ -45,3 +45,20 @@ func NewTestWebhookDBManagerWithLogger(
 		log:     log,
 	}
 }
+
+// testArgon2Memory is the Argon2id memory cost, in KiB, that test
+// binaries hash with: 1 MB instead of the shipped 64 MB.
+const testArgon2Memory = 1024
+
+// LowerPasswordHashCostForTest makes HashPassword use a 1 MB Argon2id
+// memory cost instead of the shipped 64 MB, for the rest of the
+// process. Call it from TestMain, before any test runs.
+//
+// Every test that starts a database hashes the bootstrap admin
+// password, and a package runs dozens of those tests in parallel.
+// Under the race detector each 64 MB hash holds about 150 MB resident.
+// VerifyPassword reads the cost from the hash it checks, so
+// verification follows. Production code never calls this.
+func LowerPasswordHashCostForTest() {
+	hashConfig.Memory = testArgon2Memory
+}
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+package gormlog_test
+
+import (
+	"testing"
+
+	"sneak.berlin/go/webhooker/internal/database"
+)
+
+// TestMain lowers the password hashing cost before any test runs. See
+// database.LowerPasswordHashCostForTest.
+func TestMain(m *testing.M) {
+	database.LowerPasswordHashCostForTest()
+	m.Run()
+}
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+package handlers_test
+
+import (
+	"testing"
+
+	"sneak.berlin/go/webhooker/internal/database"
+)
+
+// TestMain lowers the password hashing cost before any test runs. See
+// database.LowerPasswordHashCostForTest.
+func TestMain(m *testing.M) {
+	database.LowerPasswordHashCostForTest()
+	m.Run()
+}
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+package resetpw_test
+
+import (
+	"testing"
+
+	"sneak.berlin/go/webhooker/internal/database"
+)
+
+// TestMain lowers the password hashing cost before any test runs. See
+// database.LowerPasswordHashCostForTest.
+func TestMain(m *testing.M) {
+	database.LowerPasswordHashCostForTest()
+	m.Run()
+}
@@ -140,7 +140,7 @@ func (n *noopEvictor) EvictWebhook(string) {}
 // and the database, exactly as internal/handlers builds them.
 //
 // One application per test function, not per case: every start that
-// finds no account seeds one at 64 MB of Argon2id, and this package's
+// finds no account seeds one with an Argon2id hash, and this package's
 // budget is not the place to spend that repeatedly.
 func newServerApp(
 	t *testing.T, dir string,
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+package server_test
+
+import (
+	"testing"
+
+	"sneak.berlin/go/webhooker/internal/database"
+)
+
+// TestMain lowers the password hashing cost before any test runs. See
+// database.LowerPasswordHashCostForTest.
+func TestMain(m *testing.M) {
+	database.LowerPasswordHashCostForTest()
+	m.Run()
+}
@@ -13,9 +13,9 @@ import (

 // TestBaseTemplateScriptsAreServed walks every /s/ script the base
 // template loads on each page and fetches it through the real router.
-// Alpine.js is extracted from its tarball in 3p/ at build time, so the
-// file is not in the tree: this is the check that the page still gets
-// the JavaScript it asks for.
+// Alpine.js is fetched at build time rather than committed, so nothing
+// in the repo guarantees it is present: this is the check that the page
+// still gets the JavaScript it asks for.
 func TestBaseTemplateScriptsAreServed(t *testing.T) {
 	t.Parallel()

@@ -1,16 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-# script/assets: extract Alpine.js from its npm package tarball, committed
-# in 3p/, to static/js/alpine.min.js, where go:embed reads it. The
-# extracted file is not committed. script/test, make build and make dev run
-# this first.
-set -eu
-
-ROOT="$(cd "$(dirname "$0")/.." && pwd -P)"
-
-main() {
-    cd "$ROOT"
-    tar -xzOf 3p/alpinejs-3.14.9.tgz package/dist/cdn.min.js \
-        >static/js/alpine.min.js
-}
-
-main "$@"
@@ -4,7 +4,9 @@
 # installed tools are skipped. Base tooling comes from nix, apt, brew,
 # or apk (detected in that order); assumes NOTHING is present (not git,
 # make, or go). golangci-lint is deliberately not installed: linting runs
-# only in docker, via script/lint and Dockerfile.lint.
+# only in docker, via script/lint and Dockerfile.lint. Finishes by running
+# script/fetch-assets, which installs the hash-pinned third-party browser
+# assets the repo does not commit.
 set -eu

 ROOT="$(cd "$(dirname "$0")/.." && pwd -P)"
@@ -67,6 +69,11 @@ main() {

    go mod download

+    # Third-party browser assets are not committed; fetch and verify them
+    # so a fresh clone can build and test.
+    if missing curl; then pkg_install curl curl curl curl; fi
+    "$ROOT/script/fetch-assets"
+
    echo "bootstrap complete"
 }

@@ -1,7 +1,6 @@
 #!/bin/sh
 # script/check: run all checks (test, lint, fmt-check). Our own
-# extension to scripts-to-rule-them-all.
-# Writes only the ignored static/js/alpine.min.js, through script/test.
+# extension to scripts-to-rule-them-all. Must not modify any files.
 # Generic: usually needs no adaptation.
 set -eu

@@ -0,0 +1,104 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+# script/fetch-assets: download the third-party browser assets the web UI
+# ships and install them under static/. Minified bundles are not committed
+# (REPO_POLICIES.md: no build artifacts in version control), so the build
+# fetches them here. Every download is verified against a hardcoded sha256
+# before it is installed, and any mismatch aborts. Idempotent: an asset
+# already present with its pinned hash is left alone.
+set -eu
+
+ROOT="$(cd "$(dirname "$0")/.." && pwd -P)"
+
+# The sha256 of each installed asset lives in static/vendor.sha256, in
+# sha256sum(1) format, with paths relative to static/. That file is the
+# single source of truth: this script verifies against it, and
+# static/vendor_test.go asserts the bytes embedded into the binary match
+# it, so the hash cannot rot into a value nothing checks.
+MANIFEST="static/vendor.sha256"
+
+# Alpine.js 3.14.9, 2026-08-17. Fetched from registry.npmjs.org, the
+# publisher of record; the jsDelivr and unpkg copies are mirrors of this
+# same tarball. dist/cdn.min.js is the browser build Alpine publishes for
+# a <script> tag.
+ALPINE_VERSION="3.14.9"
+ALPINE_URL="https://registry.npmjs.org/alpinejs/-/alpinejs-${ALPINE_VERSION}.tgz"
+# sha256 of alpinejs-3.14.9.tgz
+ALPINE_TARBALL_SHA256="97dad7c0c81e659cfc8e7700055da9770f8186187cb9a8a76efb57e00d5ce52a"
+ALPINE_MEMBER="package/dist/cdn.min.js"
+ALPINE_DEST="js/alpine.min.js"
+
+sha256_of() {
+    if command -v sha256sum >/dev/null 2>&1; then
+        sha256sum "$1" | cut -d' ' -f1
+    else
+        shasum -a 256 "$1" | cut -d' ' -f1
+    fi
+}
+
+# expected_sha256 <path-relative-to-static>
+expected_sha256() {
+    awk -v want="$1" '$2 == want { print $1; found = 1 }
+        END { if (!found) exit 1 }' "$ROOT/$MANIFEST"
+}
+
+# verify <file> <expected-sha256> <what>
+verify() {
+    actual="$(sha256_of "$1")"
+    if [ "$actual" != "$2" ]; then
+        echo "fetch-assets: sha256 mismatch for $3" >&2
+        echo "  expected: $2" >&2
+        echo "  actual:   $actual" >&2
+        exit 1
+    fi
+}
+
+# up_to_date <path-relative-to-static> <expected-sha256>
+up_to_date() {
+    [ -f "$ROOT/static/$1" ] || return 1
+    [ "$(sha256_of "$ROOT/static/$1")" = "$2" ]
+}
+
+fetch_alpine() {
+    want="$(expected_sha256 "$ALPINE_DEST")"
+
+    if up_to_date "$ALPINE_DEST" "$want"; then
+        echo "fetch-assets: static/$ALPINE_DEST already at $want"
+        return 0
+    fi
+
+    echo "fetch-assets: fetching Alpine.js $ALPINE_VERSION from $ALPINE_URL"
+    tmp="$(mktemp -d)"
+    trap 'rm -rf "$tmp"' EXIT INT TERM
+    curl -fsSL -o "$tmp/alpine.tgz" "$ALPINE_URL"
+    verify "$tmp/alpine.tgz" "$ALPINE_TARBALL_SHA256" "alpinejs-${ALPINE_VERSION}.tgz"
+    tar -xzOf "$tmp/alpine.tgz" "$ALPINE_MEMBER" >"$tmp/alpine.min.js"
+    verify "$tmp/alpine.min.js" "$want" "$ALPINE_MEMBER from alpinejs-${ALPINE_VERSION}.tgz"
+
+    mkdir -p "$(dirname "$ROOT/static/$ALPINE_DEST")"
+    cp "$tmp/alpine.min.js" "$ROOT/static/$ALPINE_DEST"
+    rm -rf "$tmp"
+    trap - EXIT INT TERM
+    echo "fetch-assets: installed static/$ALPINE_DEST ($want)"
+}
+
+# Re-check every manifest entry against what is now on disk, so an entry
+# no script installs fails loudly instead of passing silently.
+verify_manifest() {
+    while read -r want path; do
+        case "$want" in '' | '#'*) continue ;; esac
+        if [ ! -f "$ROOT/static/$path" ]; then
+            echo "fetch-assets: $MANIFEST lists static/$path, which is missing" >&2
+            exit 1
+        fi
+        verify "$ROOT/static/$path" "$want" "static/$path"
+    done <"$ROOT/$MANIFEST"
+}
+
+main() {
+    cd "$ROOT"
+    fetch_alpine
+    verify_manifest
+    echo "fetch-assets: all assets in $MANIFEST verified"
+}
+
+main "$@"
@@ -22,14 +22,18 @@
 # The one figure above 90s is GOMAXPROCS 1, a synthetic core floor rather than
 # a condition CI runs under. If a CPU-limited runner ever puts a real run near
 # 67s, that is the datum to revisit the org figure with.
+#
+# -p 4 -parallel 8 keep the run under 2 GB of memory: at most four test
+# binaries build or run at once, each with at most eight parallel tests. Under
+# -race every test binary and every link costs a few hundred MB, so the
+# defaults (one per core) add up to several GB on a many-core host.
 set -eu

 ROOT="$(cd "$(dirname "$0")/.." && pwd -P)"

 main() {
    cd "$ROOT"
-    "$ROOT/script/assets"
-    go test -v -race -timeout 90s ./...
+    go test -v -race -p 4 -parallel 8 -timeout 90s ./...
 }

 main "$@"
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+3ed1eed252488921df65e363d6715deb04d7f92aaedb9e52199fdf73cb1e0ad3  js/alpine.min.js
@@ -0,0 +1,92 @@
+package static_test
+
+import (
+	"bufio"
+	"crypto/sha256"
+	"encoding/hex"
+	"os"
+	"strings"
+	"testing"
+
+	"github.com/stretchr/testify/require"
+
+	"sneak.berlin/go/webhooker/static"
+)
+
+const manifestPath = "vendor.sha256"
+
+// fetchHint is appended to every failure here: the assets the manifest
+// covers are fetched by the build, not committed, so a fresh clone that
+// has not run script/fetch-assets fails this test and should be told why.
+const fetchHint = "run `script/fetch-assets` (or `make assets`) to install " +
+	"the pinned third-party assets"
+
+// TestVendoredAssetsMatchManifest asserts that every asset listed in
+// static/vendor.sha256 is embedded in the binary with exactly the pinned
+// bytes. script/fetch-assets verifies the same hashes at download time;
+// this test verifies them again on what actually ships, so a build that
+// skipped, cached, or subverted the fetch cannot produce a binary serving
+// unpinned third-party JavaScript.
+func TestVendoredAssetsMatchManifest(t *testing.T) {
+	t.Parallel()
+
+	entries := readManifest(t)
+	require.NotEmpty(t, entries, "%s lists no assets", manifestPath)
+
+	for path, want := range entries {
+		t.Run(path, func(t *testing.T) {
+			t.Parallel()
+
+			data, err := static.Static.ReadFile(path)
+			require.NoErrorf(
+				t, err,
+				"%s is listed in %s but is not embedded; %s",
+				path, manifestPath, fetchHint,
+			)
+
+			sum := sha256.Sum256(data)
+			got := hex.EncodeToString(sum[:])
+			require.Equalf(
+				t, want, got,
+				"embedded %s does not match its pinned sha256 in %s; %s",
+				path, manifestPath, fetchHint,
+			)
+		})
+	}
+}
+
+// readManifest parses static/vendor.sha256, which is in sha256sum(1)
+// format with paths relative to static/.
+func readManifest(t *testing.T) map[string]string {
+	t.Helper()
+
+	f, err := os.Open(manifestPath)
+	require.NoError(t, err, "opening %s", manifestPath)
+
+	defer func() { require.NoError(t, f.Close()) }()
+
+	entries := make(map[string]string)
+	scanner := bufio.NewScanner(f)
+
+	for scanner.Scan() {
+		line := strings.TrimSpace(scanner.Text())
+		if line == "" || strings.HasPrefix(line, "#") {
+			continue
+		}
+
+		fields := strings.Fields(line)
+		require.Lenf(
+			t, fields, 2,
+			"%s: malformed entry %q, want \"<sha256>  <path>\"",
+			manifestPath, line,
+		)
+
+		sum, path := fields[0], fields[1]
+		require.Lenf(t, sum, 64, "%s: %q is not a sha256", manifestPath, sum)
+		entries[path] = sum
+	}
+
+	require.NoError(t, scanner.Err(), "reading %s", manifestPath)
+
+	return entries
+}
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				`3ed1eed252488921df65e363d6715deb04d7f92aaedb9e52199fdf73cb1e0ad3 js/alpine.min.js`