Update golangci-lint to v2.12.2 with canonical config

- Add canonical .golangci.yml (v2 schema, default: all, project
  thresholds for lll/funlen/cyclop/dupl)
- Bump golangci-lint pins from v2.0.2 to v2.12.2 in Makefile
  (go install, new /v2 module path) and Dockerfile (tagged+digest
  Debian image pin)
- Fix all lint findings surfaced by the new linter set across
  cmd/mfer, internal/bork, internal/cli, internal/log, and mfer:
  static sentinel errors (err113), context-aware HTTP and exec
  (noctx), guarded integer conversions and stricter permissions
  (gosec), named constants (mnd, goconst), function decomposition
  (funlen, cyclop, gocognit, nestif), declaration ordering
  (funcorder), t.Parallel/t.TempDir/t.Setenv adoption in tests
  (paralleltest, usetesting), protobuf getters (protogetter), plus
  formatting and style cleanups (wsl_v5, nlreturn, lll, revive,
  testifylint, and others)
- Serialize CLI runs in tests behind a mutex so parallel tests do
  not cross-wire the process-global logger's captured output

TODO.md

@@ -23,6 +23,10 @@ commit the uncommitted work (32 modified Go files, new untracked
 
 # Completed Steps
 
+- 2026-08-07: updated golangci-lint to v2.12.2 everywhere it is pinned
+  (`Makefile`, `Dockerfile`), added the canonical `.golangci.yml`
+  (`default: all`), and fixed all resulting lint findings across the
+  codebase
 - 2026-07-07 Adopted scripts-to-rule-them-all: `script/` entrypoints,
   Makefile shims, README Entrypoints section
 - 2026-07-03: aligned repo tooling, docs, and config with standardized