Update golangci-lint to v2.12.2 with canonical config

- Add canonical .golangci.yml (v2 schema, default: all, project
  thresholds for lll/funlen/cyclop/dupl)
- Bump golangci-lint pins from v2.0.2 to v2.12.2 in Makefile
  (go install, new /v2 module path) and Dockerfile (tagged+digest
  Debian image pin)
- Fix all lint findings surfaced by the new linter set across
  cmd/mfer, internal/bork, internal/cli, internal/log, and mfer:
  static sentinel errors (err113), context-aware HTTP and exec
  (noctx), guarded integer conversions and stricter permissions
  (gosec), named constants (mnd, goconst), function decomposition
  (funlen, cyclop, gocognit, nestif), declaration ordering
  (funcorder), t.Parallel/t.TempDir/t.Setenv adoption in tests
  (paralleltest, usetesting), protobuf getters (protogetter), plus
  formatting and style cleanups (wsl_v5, nlreturn, lll, revive,
  testifylint, and others)
- Serialize CLI runs in tests behind a mutex so parallel tests do
  not cross-wire the process-global logger's captured output

Dockerfile

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 # Lint stage — fast feedback on formatting and lint issues
-# golangci/golangci-lint:v2.0.2 (2026-03-14)
-FROM golangci/golangci-lint@sha256:d55581f7797e7a0877a7c3aaa399b01bdc57d2874d6412601a046cc4062cb62e AS lint
+# golangci/golangci-lint:v2.12.2 (Debian-based), 2026-08-07
+FROM golangci/golangci-lint:v2.12.2@sha256:5cceeef04e53efe1470638d4b4b4f5ceefd574955ab3941b2d9a68a8c9ad5240 AS lint
 
 WORKDIR /src
 COPY go.mod go.sum ./