Run all linting in Docker via Dockerfile.lint (closes #109)

golangci-lint no longer runs on the host. script/lint builds
Dockerfile.lint, which copies the repo into the digest-pinned
golangci-lint image and lints as a build step, so a successful build is
a clean lint. The host binary shared one cache and one lock with every
other checkout on the machine, which produced findings attributed to
unrelated worktrees as well as unearned passes.

Three properties the wrapper has to get right:

- --no-cache-filter=lint forces the lint stage to re-execute. Without
  it an unchanged tree replays the layer and the build exits 0 in under
  a second having linted nothing. The deps stage stays cacheable.
- docker silently ignores --no-cache-filter when the stage name does
  not match, so the flag alone is a convention, not a guarantee: a
  rename or a typo restores the cached false green with no warning.
  script/lint therefore tees the build output and fails unless
  golangci-lint's own summary line ("N issues." / "N issues:") appears
  in it. No summary, no lint, whatever the exit code says.
- Both lint steps use RUN --network=none. golangci-lint config verify
  is documented as fetching its JSON schema over HTTPS; the pinned
  image resolves it with no network, and --network=none enforces that
  rather than trusting it. Verify is kept because golangci-lint run
  silently ignores config keys it does not recognize.

The main Dockerfile's lint stage now invokes golangci-lint directly
instead of `make lint`, which would otherwise need a docker daemon
inside the build.

golangci-lint installation is removed from script/bootstrap. Its curl
guard and its script/fetch-assets call are untouched.

.dockerignore

@@ -3,6 +3,11 @@
 # stage of the Dockerfile.
 .git/
 bin/
+# Third-party browser assets are fetched and hash-verified inside the build by
+# script/fetch-assets. Excluding any host copy keeps a developer's working tree
+# from supplying the bytes that get shipped. The script and its
+# static/vendor.sha256 manifest stay in the context.
+static/js/alpine.min.js
 *.md
 LICENSE
 .editorconfig

.gitignore

@@ -45,3 +45,8 @@ temp/
 
 # CI cache barrier, written into the build context by the check workflow
 .ci-fingerprint
+
+# Third-party browser assets, fetched and hash-verified by
+# script/fetch-assets against static/vendor.sha256. Not committed:
+# REPO_POLICIES.md forbids minified bundles in version control.
+/static/js/alpine.min.js 

Dockerfile

@@ -19,9 +19,14 @@ RUN go mod download
 # .dockerignore.
 COPY . .
 
-# Run formatting check and linter
+# Run formatting check and linter. golangci-lint is invoked directly rather
+# than through `make lint`: this stage is already the pinned linter image, and
+# script/lint is a wrapper that builds Dockerfile.lint, so calling it here
+# would need a docker daemon inside the build. Keep these steps in step with
+# Dockerfile.lint, including --network=none (see its header for why).
 RUN make fmt-check
-RUN make lint
+RUN --network=none golangci-lint config verify --config .golangci.yml
+RUN --network=none golangci-lint run --config .golangci.yml ./...
 
 # Build stage
 # golang:1.26.1-bookworm (Debian-based), 2026-03-17
@@ -32,7 +37,7 @@ FROM golang:1.26.1-bookworm@sha256:4465644228bc2857a954b092167e12aa59c006a349228
 # Depend on lint stage passing
 COPY --from=lint /src/go.sum /dev/null
 
-RUN apt-get update && apt-get install -y --no-install-recommends make && rm -rf /var/lib/apt/lists/*
+RUN apt-get update && apt-get install -y --no-install-recommends make curl ca-certificates && rm -rf /var/lib/apt/lists/*
 
 WORKDIR /build
 
@@ -44,6 +49,14 @@ RUN go mod download
 # the lint stage above.
 COPY . .
 
+# Fetch the third-party browser assets the UI serves. They are not committed
+# (REPO_POLICIES.md forbids minified bundles in version control) and
+# .dockerignore keeps any host copy out of the build context, so this step is
+# the only way they enter the image. Each download is checked against a
+# hardcoded sha256 and the build fails on mismatch; make test re-checks the
+# hashes against the bytes go:embed actually put in the binary.
+RUN script/fetch-assets
+
 # Run tests and build
 RUN make test
 RUN make build

Dockerfile.lint

@@ -0,0 +1,37 @@
+# Lint-only image, built by script/lint. golangci-lint is never installed on
+# the host: the repo is COPYed into the pinned image and linted as a build
+# step, so a successful build IS a clean lint. This works even when the docker
+# daemon is remote and bind mounts are impossible.
+#
+# script/lint passes --no-cache-filter=lint. Without it an unchanged tree
+# replays the lint stage from cache and the build succeeds in under a second
+# having run no linter at all. Do not drop that flag.
+#
+# The lint steps run with --network=none. `golangci-lint config verify` is
+# documented as fetching its JSON schema over HTTPS, which would make linting
+# depend on an unpinned remote artifact; this pinned image resolves the schema
+# without any network, and --network=none enforces that rather than trusting
+# it. It also proves no linter reaches out at analysis time. If a future image
+# bump makes either step need the network, this build fails loudly instead of
+# quietly acquiring an unpinned dependency.
+
+# golangci/golangci-lint:v2.12.2 (Debian-based), 2026-08-07
+# Using Debian-based image because mattn/go-sqlite3 (CGO) does not
+# compile on Alpine musl (off64_t is a glibc type).
+FROM golangci/golangci-lint:v2.12.2@sha256:5cceeef04e53efe1470638d4b4b4f5ceefd574955ab3941b2d9a68a8c9ad5240 AS deps
+
+WORKDIR /src
+
+# Copy go mod files first for better layer caching. This stage is cacheable;
+# only the lint stage below is forced to re-execute.
+COPY go.mod go.sum ./
+RUN go mod download
+
+FROM deps AS lint
+
+COPY . .
+
+# `run` silently ignores config keys it does not recognize, so a typo would
+# disable a setting without a word. `config verify` is what catches that.
+RUN --network=none golangci-lint config verify --config .golangci.yml
+RUN --network=none golangci-lint run --config .golangci.yml ./...

Makefile

@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-.PHONY: bootstrap setup test lint fmt fmt-check check build run dev deps docker clean hooks css
+.PHONY: bootstrap setup assets test lint fmt fmt-check check build run dev deps docker clean hooks css
 
 # Default target
 .DEFAULT_GOAL := check
@@ -9,6 +9,9 @@ bootstrap:
 setup:
 	@script/setup
 
+assets:
+	@script/fetch-assets
+
 test:
 	@script/test
 

README.md

@@ -12,8 +12,10 @@ with retry support, logging, and observability. Category: infrastructure
 ### Prerequisites
 
 - Go 1.26+
-- golangci-lint v2.11+
+- Docker (for linting and for containerized deployment)
-- Docker (for containerized deployment)
+
+golangci-lint is not a prerequisite and must not be installed on the host:
+`make lint` runs the pinned linter image via `Dockerfile.lint`.
 
 ### Quick Start
 
@@ -40,8 +42,9 @@ make docker
 ```bash
 make bootstrap  # Install all dependencies (idempotent)
 make setup      # Bootstrap + install git pre-commit hook
+make assets     # Fetch + verify third-party browser assets
 make fmt        # Format code (gofmt + goimports)
-make lint       # Run golangci-lint
+make lint       # Run golangci-lint in Docker (Dockerfile.lint)
 make test       # Run tests with race detection
 make check      # test + lint + fmt-check (CI gate)
 make build      # Build binary to bin/webhooker
@@ -247,8 +250,10 @@ them. We provide:
 - `script/setup` — make a fresh clone ready for development
   (bootstrap, then install-precommit)
 - `script/projectname` — output the project name ("webhooker")
+- `script/fetch-assets` — download the third-party browser assets into
+  `static/`, verifying each against its pinned sha256
 - `script/test` — run the test suite
-- `script/lint` — run golangci-lint
+- `script/lint` — run golangci-lint in Docker (see Linting below)
 - `script/fmt` — format all code (writes)
 - `script/fmt-check` — check formatting (read-only)
 - `script/check` — run test, lint, and fmt-check
@@ -260,6 +265,27 @@ them. We provide:
 - `script/install-precommit` — install the git pre-commit hook that
   runs `script/precommit`
 
+## Third-party browser assets
+
+The web UI serves one third-party script, Alpine.js. It is **not** committed:
+a minified bundle in the tree is unreviewable, and `REPO_POLICIES.md` bars
+both committed build artifacts and unpinned external references.
+
+Instead `script/fetch-assets` downloads it from a pinned URL, checks the
+download against a hardcoded sha256, and installs it under `static/`. The
+sha256 of every installed asset is recorded in `static/vendor.sha256`, and
+`static/vendor_test.go` re-hashes the bytes `go:embed` put in the binary
+against that manifest — so the pin is enforced on what actually ships, not
+merely written down. Any mismatch fails the build.
+
+`make bootstrap` runs the fetch for local development, and the Dockerfile
+runs it in the build stage; `.gitignore` and `.dockerignore` keep the
+artifact out of both the repo and the build context.
+
+To move to a new version: update the version, URL, and tarball sha256 in
+`script/fetch-assets` and the asset sha256 in `static/vendor.sha256`, then
+run `make assets && make check`.
+
 ## Rationale
 
 Webhook integrations between services are inherently fragile. The
@@ -1058,6 +1084,7 @@ webhooker/
 │   └── js/app.js              # Client-side JavaScript (minimal bootstrap)
 ├── templates/                 # Go HTML templates (base, index, login, etc.)
 ├── Dockerfile                 # Multi-stage: lint, build+test, then Alpine runtime
+├── Dockerfile.lint            # Lint-only image built by script/lint
 ├── Makefile                   # fmt, lint, test, check, build, docker targets
 ├── go.mod / go.sum
 └── .golangci.yml              # Linter configuration
@@ -1165,17 +1192,48 @@ downstream at form-parse time.
 - Container runs as non-root user (UID 1000)
 - GORM soft deletes on all entities (data preserved for audit)
 
+### Linting
+
+golangci-lint never runs on the host. `script/lint` builds
+`Dockerfile.lint`, which copies the repo into the digest-pinned
+golangci-lint image and lints as a build step, so a successful build is
+a clean lint. A host binary would share one cache and one lock with
+every other checkout on the machine, which has produced both invented
+findings attributed to other worktrees and unearned passes.
+
+Two properties are load-bearing:
+
+- `script/lint` passes `--no-cache-filter=lint`. Without it an unchanged
+  tree replays the lint layer from cache and the build exits 0 in under
+  a second having linted nothing. The `deps` stage stays cacheable, so
+  module downloads are not repeated. Invalidation is scoped to the one
+  stage; never prune the shared build cache.
+- Both lint steps use `RUN --network=none`. `golangci-lint config
+  verify` is documented as fetching its JSON schema over HTTPS, which
+  would be an unpinned remote dependency; the pinned image resolves the
+  schema without network access, and `--network=none` enforces that
+  instead of trusting it. Verify is worth keeping because
+  `golangci-lint run` silently ignores config keys it does not
+  recognize, so a typo would disable a setting with no warning.
+
 ### Docker
 
 The Dockerfile uses a multi-stage build:
 
-1. **Builder stage** (Debian-based `golang:1.24`) — installs
+1. **Lint stage** (`golangci/golangci-lint`) — copies source, runs
-   golangci-lint, downloads dependencies, copies source, runs `make
+   `make fmt-check`, `golangci-lint config verify`, and
-   check` (format verification, linting, tests, compilation).
+   `golangci-lint run`.
-2. **Runtime stage** (`alpine:3.21`) — copies the binary, creates the
+2. **Builder stage** (Debian-based `golang`) — downloads dependencies,
+   copies source, runs `make test` and `make build`, then relinks the
+   binary statically.
+3. **Runtime stage** (`alpine:3.21`) — copies the binary, creates the
    `/var/lib/webhooker` directory for all SQLite databases, runs as
    non-root user, exposes port 8080, includes a health check.
 
+The lint stage invokes `golangci-lint` directly rather than `make lint`:
+it is already the pinned linter image, and `make lint` would shell out
+to another docker build from inside this one.
+
 The builder uses Debian rather than Alpine because GORM's SQLite
 dialect pulls in CGO-dependent headers at compile time. The runtime
 binary is statically linked and runs on Alpine.

internal/server/static_assets_test.go

@@ -0,0 +1,50 @@
+package server_test
+
+import (
+	"net/http"
+	"regexp"
+	"testing"
+
+	"github.com/stretchr/testify/assert"
+	"github.com/stretchr/testify/require"
+
+	"sneak.berlin/go/webhooker/templates"
+)
+
+// TestBaseTemplateScriptsAreServed walks every /s/ script the base
+// template loads on each page and fetches it through the real router.
+// Alpine.js is fetched at build time rather than committed, so nothing
+// in the repo guarantees it is present: this is the check that the page
+// still gets the JavaScript it asks for.
+func TestBaseTemplateScriptsAreServed(t *testing.T) {
+	t.Parallel()
+
+	// scriptSrc matches the src of every <script> tag pointing at the
+	// /s/ static mount.
+	scriptSrc := regexp.MustCompile(`<script[^>]+src="(/s/[^"]+)"`)
+
+	base, err := templates.Templates.ReadFile("base.html")
+	require.NoError(t, err)
+
+	matches := scriptSrc.FindAllStringSubmatch(string(base), -1)
+	require.NotEmpty(t, matches, "base.html should load scripts from /s/")
+
+	env := newTestEnv(t)
+
+	for _, m := range matches {
+		src := m[1]
+		t.Run(src, func(t *testing.T) {
+			t.Parallel()
+
+			w := env.get(src, nil)
+
+			require.Equalf(
+				t, http.StatusOK, w.Code,
+				"base.html loads %s but the server does not serve it", src,
+			)
+			assert.NotEmptyf(
+				t, w.Body.Bytes(), "%s is served but empty", src,
+			)
+		})
+	}
+}

script/bootstrap

@@ -3,19 +3,14 @@
 # this repo. Idempotent: every install is guarded by a check so already
 # installed tools are skipped. Base tooling comes from nix, apt, brew,
 # or apk (detected in that order); assumes NOTHING is present (not git,
-# make, or go). golangci-lint is packaged in nix, brew, and apk; on apt
+# make, or go). golangci-lint is deliberately not installed: linting runs
-# it is installed from a hash-verified GitHub release archive (never
+# only in docker, via script/lint and Dockerfile.lint. Finishes by running
-# curl | sh).
+# script/fetch-assets, which installs the hash-pinned third-party browser
+# assets the repo does not commit.
 set -eu
 
 ROOT="$(cd "$(dirname "$0")/.." && pwd -P)"
 
-# Pinned versions, 2026-08-07. Never "latest"; exact versions only.
-GOLANGCI_LINT_VERSION="2.12.2"
-# sha256 of golangci-lint-2.12.2-linux-<arch>.tar.gz release archives
-GOLANGCI_LINT_SHA256_AMD64="8df580d2670fed8fa984aac0507099af8df275e665215f5c7a2ae3943893a553"
-GOLANGCI_LINT_SHA256_ARM64="44cd40a8c76c86755375adfeea52cfd3533cb43d7bd647771e0ae065e166df3a"
-
 PKGMGR=""
 SUDO=""
 
@@ -56,52 +51,6 @@ missing() {
     ! command -v "$1" >/dev/null 2>&1
 }
 
-# verify_sha256 <file> <expected-hash>
-verify_sha256() {
-    if command -v sha256sum >/dev/null 2>&1; then
-        actual="$(sha256sum "$1" | cut -d' ' -f1)"
-    else
-        actual="$(shasum -a 256 "$1" | cut -d' ' -f1)"
-    fi
-    if [ "$actual" != "$2" ]; then
-        echo "bootstrap: sha256 mismatch for $1" >&2
-        echo "  expected: $2" >&2
-        echo "  actual:   $actual" >&2
-        exit 1
-    fi
-}
-
-# apt has no golangci-lint package: install a pinned release archive
-# from GitHub, verified by hardcoded sha256 (never curl | sh).
-install_golangci_lint_release() {
-    case "$(uname -m)" in
-        x86_64) goarch="amd64"; sha="$GOLANGCI_LINT_SHA256_AMD64" ;;
-        aarch64|arm64) goarch="arm64"; sha="$GOLANGCI_LINT_SHA256_ARM64" ;;
-        *)
-            echo "bootstrap: unsupported architecture $(uname -m)" >&2
-            exit 1
-            ;;
-    esac
-    if missing curl; then pkg_install curl curl curl curl; fi
-    name="golangci-lint-${GOLANGCI_LINT_VERSION}-linux-${goarch}"
-    tmp="$(mktemp -d)"
-    curl -fsSL -o "$tmp/$name.tar.gz" \
-        "https://github.com/golangci/golangci-lint/releases/download/v${GOLANGCI_LINT_VERSION}/${name}.tar.gz"
-    verify_sha256 "$tmp/$name.tar.gz" "$sha"
-    tar -xzf "$tmp/$name.tar.gz" -C "$tmp"
-    $SUDO install -m 0755 "$tmp/$name/golangci-lint" /usr/local/bin/golangci-lint
-    rm -rf "$tmp"
-}
-
-ensure_golangci_lint() {
-    if ! missing golangci-lint; then return 0; fi
-    detect_pkgmgr
-    case "$PKGMGR" in
-        apt) install_golangci_lint_release ;;
-        *) pkg_install golangci-lint golangci-lint golangci-lint golangci-lint ;;
-    esac
-}
-
 main() {
     cd "$ROOT"
 
@@ -109,12 +58,22 @@ main() {
     if missing git; then pkg_install git git git git; fi
     if missing make; then pkg_install gnumake make make make; fi
 
-    # Go toolchain and linter
+    # Go toolchain
     if missing go; then pkg_install go golang go go; fi
-    ensure_golangci_lint
+
+    # Not installed here: docker is platform-specific and out of scope for a
+    # package-manager bootstrap, but script/lint needs it.
+    if missing docker; then
+        echo "bootstrap: docker not found; script/lint requires it" >&2
+    fi
 
     go mod download
 
+    # Third-party browser assets are not committed; fetch and verify them
+    # so a fresh clone can build and test.
+    if missing curl; then pkg_install curl curl curl curl; fi
+    "$ROOT/script/fetch-assets"
+
     echo "bootstrap complete"
 }
 

script/fetch-assets

@@ -0,0 +1,104 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+# script/fetch-assets: download the third-party browser assets the web UI
+# ships and install them under static/. Minified bundles are not committed
+# (REPO_POLICIES.md: no build artifacts in version control), so the build
+# fetches them here. Every download is verified against a hardcoded sha256
+# before it is installed, and any mismatch aborts. Idempotent: an asset
+# already present with its pinned hash is left alone.
+set -eu
+
+ROOT="$(cd "$(dirname "$0")/.." && pwd -P)"
+
+# The sha256 of each installed asset lives in static/vendor.sha256, in
+# sha256sum(1) format, with paths relative to static/. That file is the
+# single source of truth: this script verifies against it, and
+# static/vendor_test.go asserts the bytes embedded into the binary match
+# it, so the hash cannot rot into a value nothing checks.
+MANIFEST="static/vendor.sha256"
+
+# Alpine.js 3.14.9, 2026-08-17. Fetched from registry.npmjs.org, the
+# publisher of record; the jsDelivr and unpkg copies are mirrors of this
+# same tarball. dist/cdn.min.js is the browser build Alpine publishes for
+# a <script> tag.
+ALPINE_VERSION="3.14.9"
+ALPINE_URL="https://registry.npmjs.org/alpinejs/-/alpinejs-${ALPINE_VERSION}.tgz"
+# sha256 of alpinejs-3.14.9.tgz
+ALPINE_TARBALL_SHA256="97dad7c0c81e659cfc8e7700055da9770f8186187cb9a8a76efb57e00d5ce52a"
+ALPINE_MEMBER="package/dist/cdn.min.js"
+ALPINE_DEST="js/alpine.min.js"
+
+sha256_of() {
+    if command -v sha256sum >/dev/null 2>&1; then
+        sha256sum "$1" | cut -d' ' -f1
+    else
+        shasum -a 256 "$1" | cut -d' ' -f1
+    fi
+}
+
+# expected_sha256 <path-relative-to-static>
+expected_sha256() {
+    awk -v want="$1" '$2 == want { print $1; found = 1 }
+        END { if (!found) exit 1 }' "$ROOT/$MANIFEST"
+}
+
+# verify <file> <expected-sha256> <what>
+verify() {
+    actual="$(sha256_of "$1")"
+    if [ "$actual" != "$2" ]; then
+        echo "fetch-assets: sha256 mismatch for $3" >&2
+        echo "  expected: $2" >&2
+        echo "  actual:   $actual" >&2
+        exit 1
+    fi
+}
+
+# up_to_date <path-relative-to-static> <expected-sha256>
+up_to_date() {
+    [ -f "$ROOT/static/$1" ] || return 1
+    [ "$(sha256_of "$ROOT/static/$1")" = "$2" ]
+}
+
+fetch_alpine() {
+    want="$(expected_sha256 "$ALPINE_DEST")"
+
+    if up_to_date "$ALPINE_DEST" "$want"; then
+        echo "fetch-assets: static/$ALPINE_DEST already at $want"
+        return 0
+    fi
+
+    echo "fetch-assets: fetching Alpine.js $ALPINE_VERSION from $ALPINE_URL"
+    tmp="$(mktemp -d)"
+    trap 'rm -rf "$tmp"' EXIT INT TERM
+    curl -fsSL -o "$tmp/alpine.tgz" "$ALPINE_URL"
+    verify "$tmp/alpine.tgz" "$ALPINE_TARBALL_SHA256" "alpinejs-${ALPINE_VERSION}.tgz"
+    tar -xzOf "$tmp/alpine.tgz" "$ALPINE_MEMBER" >"$tmp/alpine.min.js"
+    verify "$tmp/alpine.min.js" "$want" "$ALPINE_MEMBER from alpinejs-${ALPINE_VERSION}.tgz"
+
+    mkdir -p "$(dirname "$ROOT/static/$ALPINE_DEST")"
+    cp "$tmp/alpine.min.js" "$ROOT/static/$ALPINE_DEST"
+    rm -rf "$tmp"
+    trap - EXIT INT TERM
+    echo "fetch-assets: installed static/$ALPINE_DEST ($want)"
+}
+
+# Re-check every manifest entry against what is now on disk, so an entry
+# no script installs fails loudly instead of passing silently.
+verify_manifest() {
+    while read -r want path; do
+        case "$want" in '' | '#'*) continue ;; esac
+        if [ ! -f "$ROOT/static/$path" ]; then
+            echo "fetch-assets: $MANIFEST lists static/$path, which is missing" >&2
+            exit 1
+        fi
+        verify "$ROOT/static/$path" "$want" "static/$path"
+    done <"$ROOT/$MANIFEST"
+}
+
+main() {
+    cd "$ROOT"
+    fetch_alpine
+    verify_manifest
+    echo "fetch-assets: all assets in $MANIFEST verified"
+}
+
+main "$@"

script/lint

@@ -1,12 +1,55 @@
 #!/bin/sh
-# script/lint: run the linter.
+# script/lint: run the linter. golangci-lint is never installed locally: it
+# runs via docker only, one way, everywhere — script/lint builds
+# Dockerfile.lint, which COPYs the repo into the pinned golangci-lint image
+# and lints as a build step. This works even when the docker daemon is remote
+# and bind mounts are impossible, and it removes the host linter's shared
+# cache, which has attributed other checkouts' findings to this one.
+#
+# --no-cache-filter=lint forces the lint stage to re-execute on every run; a
+# cached lint stage exits 0 in under a second having linted nothing. The deps
+# stage keeps its cache, so module downloads are not repeated.
+# --progress=plain keeps the linter's own output visible on success, so a
+# passing run shows the issue count rather than nothing.
+# --output=type=cacheonly leaves no image behind to clean up.
+#
+# docker silently ignores --no-cache-filter for a stage name that does not
+# match, so a rename or a typo would restore the cached false green with no
+# warning and a fast exit 0. The flag is therefore not trusted: the build
+# output is teed to a log and a run is only a pass if golangci-lint's own
+# summary line ("N issues." / "N issues:") is in it. No summary, no lint,
+# whatever the exit code says.
 set -eu
 
 ROOT="$(cd "$(dirname "$0")/.." && pwd -P)"
 
 main() {
     cd "$ROOT"
-    golangci-lint run --config .golangci.yml ./...
+
+    log="$(mktemp -t webhooker-lint.XXXXXXXX)"
+    rcfile="$(mktemp -t webhooker-lint-rc.XXXXXXXX)"
+    trap 'rm -f "$log" "$rcfile"' EXIT INT TERM
+
+    # The pipeline's status is tee's, and POSIX sh has no pipefail, so the
+    # build's status travels via a file. Output still streams live.
+    {
+        docker build \
+            -f Dockerfile.lint \
+            --no-cache-filter=lint \
+            --progress=plain \
+            --output=type=cacheonly \
+            . 2>&1 && echo 0 >"$rcfile" || echo $? >"$rcfile"
+    } | tee "$log" >&2
+
+    rc="$(cat "$rcfile")"
+    [ "$rc" -eq 0 ] || exit "$rc"
+
+    if ! grep -qE '[0-9]+ issues[.:]' "$log"; then
+        echo "script/lint: golangci-lint printed no summary line; the linter" >&2
+        echo "  did not run. Check that the stage named in --no-cache-filter" >&2
+        echo "  still matches a stage in Dockerfile.lint." >&2
+        exit 1
+    fi
 }
 
 main "$@"

static/vendor.sha256

@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+3ed1eed252488921df65e363d6715deb04d7f92aaedb9e52199fdf73cb1e0ad3  js/alpine.min.js

static/vendor_test.go

@@ -0,0 +1,92 @@
+package static_test
+
+import (
+	"bufio"
+	"crypto/sha256"
+	"encoding/hex"
+	"os"
+	"strings"
+	"testing"
+
+	"github.com/stretchr/testify/require"
+
+	"sneak.berlin/go/webhooker/static"
+)
+
+const manifestPath = "vendor.sha256"
+
+// fetchHint is appended to every failure here: the assets the manifest
+// covers are fetched by the build, not committed, so a fresh clone that
+// has not run script/fetch-assets fails this test and should be told why.
+const fetchHint = "run `script/fetch-assets` (or `make assets`) to install " +
+	"the pinned third-party assets"
+
+// TestVendoredAssetsMatchManifest asserts that every asset listed in
+// static/vendor.sha256 is embedded in the binary with exactly the pinned
+// bytes. script/fetch-assets verifies the same hashes at download time;
+// this test verifies them again on what actually ships, so a build that
+// skipped, cached, or subverted the fetch cannot produce a binary serving
+// unpinned third-party JavaScript.
+func TestVendoredAssetsMatchManifest(t *testing.T) {
+	t.Parallel()
+
+	entries := readManifest(t)
+	require.NotEmpty(t, entries, "%s lists no assets", manifestPath)
+
+	for path, want := range entries {
+		t.Run(path, func(t *testing.T) {
+			t.Parallel()
+
+			data, err := static.Static.ReadFile(path)
+			require.NoErrorf(
+				t, err,
+				"%s is listed in %s but is not embedded; %s",
+				path, manifestPath, fetchHint,
+			)
+
+			sum := sha256.Sum256(data)
+			got := hex.EncodeToString(sum[:])
+			require.Equalf(
+				t, want, got,
+				"embedded %s does not match its pinned sha256 in %s; %s",
+				path, manifestPath, fetchHint,
+			)
+		})
+	}
+}
+
+// readManifest parses static/vendor.sha256, which is in sha256sum(1)
+// format with paths relative to static/.
+func readManifest(t *testing.T) map[string]string {
+	t.Helper()
+
+	f, err := os.Open(manifestPath)
+	require.NoError(t, err, "opening %s", manifestPath)
+
+	defer func() { require.NoError(t, f.Close()) }()
+
+	entries := make(map[string]string)
+	scanner := bufio.NewScanner(f)
+
+	for scanner.Scan() {
+		line := strings.TrimSpace(scanner.Text())
+		if line == "" || strings.HasPrefix(line, "#") {
+			continue
+		}
+
+		fields := strings.Fields(line)
+		require.Lenf(
+			t, fields, 2,
+			"%s: malformed entry %q, want \"<sha256>  <path>\"",
+			manifestPath, line,
+		)
+
+		sum, path := fields[0], fields[1]
+		require.Lenf(t, sum, 64, "%s: %q is not a sha256", manifestPath, sum)
+		entries[path] = sum
+	}
+
+	require.NoError(t, scanner.Err(), "reading %s", manifestPath)
+
+	return entries
+}