Fetch Alpine.js at build time under a verified hash (closes #145)

static/js/alpine.min.js was a committed minified bundle: unreviewable,
referenced by no hash, and forbidden by REPO_POLICIES.md on both counts.

It is now fetched by script/fetch-assets from a pinned npm registry
tarball, with the tarball sha256 and the extracted file's sha256 both
hardcoded and checked before anything is installed. The hash of every
installed asset lives in static/vendor.sha256, and static/vendor_test.go
re-hashes the bytes go:embed actually put in the binary against that
manifest, so the pin is enforced on what ships rather than merely
recorded. .gitignore keeps the artifact out of the repo and
.dockerignore keeps a host copy out of the build context, so the image
can only get it by fetching and verifying it.

Alpine 3.14.9 is byte-identical to the blob that was committed
(3ed1eed252488921df65e363d6715deb04d7f92aaedb9e52199fdf73cb1e0ad3), so
the served asset does not change; internal/server/static_assets_test.go
fetches every /s/ script base.html loads through the real router to
prove the page still gets it.

script/bootstrap

@@ -5,7 +5,8 @@
 # or apk (detected in that order); assumes NOTHING is present (not git,
 # make, or go). golangci-lint is packaged in nix, brew, and apk; on apt
 # it is installed from a hash-verified GitHub release archive (never
-# curl | sh).
+# curl | sh). Finishes by running script/fetch-assets, which installs the
+# hash-pinned third-party browser assets the repo does not commit.
 set -eu
 
 ROOT="$(cd "$(dirname "$0")/.." && pwd -P)"
@@ -115,6 +116,11 @@ main() {
 
     go mod download
 
+    # Third-party browser assets are not committed; fetch and verify them
+    # so a fresh clone can build and test.
+    if missing curl; then pkg_install curl curl curl curl; fi
+    "$ROOT/script/fetch-assets"
+
     echo "bootstrap complete"
 }