Deploy main eacf1e7 to prod

Replaces #559, which conflicted.

Model: opus-5-5

internal/server/static_assets_test.go

@@ -13,9 +13,9 @@ import (
 
 // TestBaseTemplateScriptsAreServed walks every /s/ script the base
 // template loads on each page and fetches it through the real router.
-// Alpine.js is fetched at build time rather than committed, so nothing
-// in the repo guarantees it is present: this is the check that the page
-// still gets the JavaScript it asks for.
+// Alpine.js is extracted from its tarball in 3p/ at build time, so the
+// file is not in the tree: this is the check that the page still gets
+// the JavaScript it asks for.
 func TestBaseTemplateScriptsAreServed(t *testing.T) {
 	t.Parallel()