Deploy main eacf1e7 to prod

Replaces #559, which conflicted.

Model: opus-5-5

internal/gormlog/gormlog_test.go

@@ -135,16 +135,18 @@ func openDB(
 	)
 	require.NoError(t, err)
 
-	require.NoError(t, gdb.AutoMigrate(&thing{}))
+	require.NoError(t, gdb.Exec(
+		"CREATE TABLE things (id text PRIMARY KEY, name text)",
+	).Error)
 
-	// Migration chatter is not what any of these cases is about.
+	// Creating the table is not what any of these cases is about.
 	buf.Reset()
 
 	return gdb
 }
 
 // assertBounded holds every line the adapter wrote to the stated
-// ceiling and proves each was cut rather than merely short.
+// ceiling and proves no line carried a whole client value.
 func assertBounded(t *testing.T, out string) {
 	t.Helper()