Commit the Alpine.js tarball in 3p/ and extract it at build time (closes #345)

The build no longer downloads Alpine.js. Its npm package tarball is
committed as 3p/alpinejs-3.14.9.tgz; its sha256 matches the value
script/fetch-assets pinned, and the cdn.min.js inside it matches the
value static/vendor.sha256 pinned.

make assets extracts package/dist/cdn.min.js to the ignored
static/js/alpine.min.js. make test, check, build and dev run it first,
and the Dockerfile builds through make test and make build.
script/fetch-assets, its Dockerfile step, static/vendor.sha256 and
static/vendor_test.go are removed, along with bootstrap's curl install.

Model: opus-5-5

static/vendor.sha256

@@ -1 +0,0 @@
-3ed1eed252488921df65e363d6715deb04d7f92aaedb9e52199fdf73cb1e0ad3  js/alpine.min.js

static/vendor_test.go

@@ -1,92 +0,0 @@
-package static_test
-
-import (
-	"bufio"
-	"crypto/sha256"
-	"encoding/hex"
-	"os"
-	"strings"
-	"testing"
-
-	"github.com/stretchr/testify/require"
-
-	"sneak.berlin/go/webhooker/static"
-)
-
-const manifestPath = "vendor.sha256"
-
-// fetchHint is appended to every failure here: the assets the manifest
-// covers are fetched by the build, not committed, so a fresh clone that
-// has not run script/fetch-assets fails this test and should be told why.
-const fetchHint = "run `script/fetch-assets` (or `make assets`) to install " +
-	"the pinned third-party assets"
-
-// TestVendoredAssetsMatchManifest asserts that every asset listed in
-// static/vendor.sha256 is embedded in the binary with exactly the pinned
-// bytes. script/fetch-assets verifies the same hashes at download time;
-// this test verifies them again on what actually ships, so a build that
-// skipped, cached, or subverted the fetch cannot produce a binary serving
-// unpinned third-party JavaScript.
-func TestVendoredAssetsMatchManifest(t *testing.T) {
-	t.Parallel()
-
-	entries := readManifest(t)
-	require.NotEmpty(t, entries, "%s lists no assets", manifestPath)
-
-	for path, want := range entries {
-		t.Run(path, func(t *testing.T) {
-			t.Parallel()
-
-			data, err := static.Static.ReadFile(path)
-			require.NoErrorf(
-				t, err,
-				"%s is listed in %s but is not embedded; %s",
-				path, manifestPath, fetchHint,
-			)
-
-			sum := sha256.Sum256(data)
-			got := hex.EncodeToString(sum[:])
-			require.Equalf(
-				t, want, got,
-				"embedded %s does not match its pinned sha256 in %s; %s",
-				path, manifestPath, fetchHint,
-			)
-		})
-	}
-}
-
-// readManifest parses static/vendor.sha256, which is in sha256sum(1)
-// format with paths relative to static/.
-func readManifest(t *testing.T) map[string]string {
-	t.Helper()
-
-	f, err := os.Open(manifestPath)
-	require.NoError(t, err, "opening %s", manifestPath)
-
-	defer func() { require.NoError(t, f.Close()) }()
-
-	entries := make(map[string]string)
-	scanner := bufio.NewScanner(f)
-
-	for scanner.Scan() {
-		line := strings.TrimSpace(scanner.Text())
-		if line == "" || strings.HasPrefix(line, "#") {
-			continue
-		}
-
-		fields := strings.Fields(line)
-		require.Lenf(
-			t, fields, 2,
-			"%s: malformed entry %q, want \"<sha256>  <path>\"",
-			manifestPath, line,
-		)
-
-		sum, path := fields[0], fields[1]
-		require.Lenf(t, sum, 64, "%s: %q is not a sha256", manifestPath, sum)
-		entries[path] = sum
-	}
-
-	require.NoError(t, scanner.Err(), "reading %s", manifestPath)
-
-	return entries
-}