Commit the Alpine.js tarball in 3p/ and extract it at build time (closes #345)

The build no longer downloads Alpine.js. Its npm package tarball is
committed as 3p/alpinejs-3.14.9.tgz; its sha256 matches the value
script/fetch-assets pinned, and the cdn.min.js inside it matches the
value static/vendor.sha256 pinned.

make assets extracts package/dist/cdn.min.js to the ignored
static/js/alpine.min.js. make test, check, build and dev run it first,
and the Dockerfile builds through make test and make build.
script/fetch-assets, its Dockerfile step, static/vendor.sha256 and
static/vendor_test.go are removed, along with bootstrap's curl install.

Model: opus-5-5

README.md

@@ -21,9 +21,6 @@ before deploying one.
 - Go 1.26.1+ (the version in `go.mod`)
 - Docker (for linting, for the test stage of the CI gate, and for
   containerized deployment)
-- `curl`, used by `script/fetch-assets` to download the third-party
-  browser assets, which are not committed (`make bootstrap` installs
-  it if missing)
 
 golangci-lint is not a prerequisite and must not be installed on the
 host: `script/bootstrap` does not install it, and `make lint` runs the
@@ -36,9 +33,7 @@ digest-pinned linter image via `Dockerfile.lint`.
 git clone https://git.eeqj.de/sneak/webhooker.git
 cd webhooker
 
-# Install Go dependencies and the third-party browser assets.
-# `make deps` alone is not enough: it only runs go mod download/tidy,
-# and the checks below need the fetched assets.
+# Install the Go toolchain if missing, and the Go dependencies
 make bootstrap
 
 # Run all checks (test, lint, format check)
@@ -58,7 +53,7 @@ make docker
 ```bash
 make bootstrap  # Install all dependencies (idempotent)
 make setup      # Bootstrap + install git pre-commit hook
-make assets     # Fetch + verify third-party browser assets
+make assets     # Extract Alpine.js from 3p/ (test, check, build, dev run it)
 make fmt        # Format code (gofmt + goimports)
 make fmt-check  # Fail if gofmt would change anything (writes nothing)
 make lint       # Run golangci-lint in Docker (Dockerfile.lint)
@@ -1252,16 +1247,16 @@ What that means for an operator:
 This repository adheres to the
 [Scripts to Rule Them All](https://github.com/github/scripts-to-rule-them-all)
 standard: normalized scripts in `script/` are the entrypoints for the
-development workflow. Ten of the Makefile's seventeen targets are thin
-shims that call them; `build`, `run`, `dev`, `deps`, `clean`, `css` and
-`version` are inline commands with no script behind them, though
-`build` and `version` both take their value from `script/version`.
+development workflow. Nine of the Makefile's seventeen targets are thin
+shims that call them; `assets`, `build`, `run`, `dev`, `deps`, `clean`,
+`css` and `version` are inline commands with no script behind them,
+though `build` and `version` both take their value from
+`script/version`.
 
-`make check` needs the third-party browser assets in `static/`, which
-are not committed, so run `make bootstrap` (or just `make assets`) once
-after cloning. Without them the tests fail with a message naming that
-remedy. `make check` does not fetch them itself because it must not
-change any files in the repo.
+`make test`, `make check`, `make build` and `make dev` each run
+`make assets` first, which writes the ignored `static/js/alpine.min.js`
+(see [Third-party browser assets](#third-party-browser-assets)), so
+`make check` works on a fresh clone without a separate setup step.
 
 We provide:
 
@@ -1269,8 +1264,6 @@ We provide:
 - `script/setup` — make a fresh clone ready for development
   (bootstrap, then install-precommit)
 - `script/projectname` — output the project name ("webhooker")
-- `script/fetch-assets` — download the third-party browser assets into
-  `static/`, verifying each against its pinned sha256
 - `script/test` — run the test suite
 - `script/lint` — run golangci-lint in Docker (see Linting below)
 - `script/fmt` — format all code (writes)
@@ -1292,24 +1285,26 @@ We provide:
 
 ## Third-party browser assets
 
-The web UI serves one third-party script, Alpine.js. It is **not** committed:
-a minified bundle in the tree is unreviewable, and `REPO_POLICIES.md` bars
-both committed build artifacts and unpinned external references.
+The web UI serves one third-party script, Alpine.js. Its npm package tarball
+is committed as `3p/alpinejs-3.14.9.tgz`, byte for byte as the npm registry
+publishes it. It is a dependency, not this repo's build output, so
+`REPO_POLICIES.md`'s rule against committed build artifacts does not apply.
+The directory is `3p/` rather than `vendor/` because Go treats a root
+`vendor/` directory as its module vendor directory.
 
-Instead `script/fetch-assets` downloads it from a pinned URL, checks the
-download against a hardcoded sha256, and installs it under `static/`. The
-sha256 of every installed asset is recorded in `static/vendor.sha256`, and
-`static/vendor_test.go` re-hashes the bytes `go:embed` put in the binary
-against that manifest — so the pin is enforced on what actually ships, not
-merely written down. Any mismatch fails the build.
+`make assets` extracts the browser build, `package/dist/cdn.min.js`, from the
+tarball to `static/js/alpine.min.js`, where `go:embed` picks it up.
+`make test`, `make check`, `make build` and `make dev` run it first, and the
+Dockerfile builds through them, so no build downloads anything. The extracted
+file is not committed, and `.dockerignore` keeps any host copy out of the
+build context.
 
-`make bootstrap` runs the fetch for local development, and the Dockerfile
-runs it in the build stage; `.gitignore` and `.dockerignore` keep the
-artifact out of both the repo and the build context.
-
-To move to a new version: update the version, URL, and tarball sha256 in
-`script/fetch-assets` and the asset sha256 in `static/vendor.sha256`, then
-run `make assets && make check`.
+To move to a new version: download
+`https://registry.npmjs.org/alpinejs/-/alpinejs-<version>.tgz`, check it
+against the `dist.integrity` hash listed at
+`https://registry.npmjs.org/alpinejs/<version>`, replace the tarball in `3p/`
+with it, update its file name in the Makefile's `assets` target, and run
+`make check`.
 
 ## Rationale
 
@@ -2788,6 +2783,8 @@ imports. The entry point is `cmd/webhooker/main.go`.
 
 ```
 webhooker/
+├── 3p/
+│   └── alpinejs-3.14.9.tgz    # Alpine.js npm package, extracted by make assets
 ├── cmd/webhooker/
 │   └── main.go               # Entry point: subcommand dispatch; no args locks DATA_DIR and wires fx
 ├── internal/
@@ -2881,13 +2878,12 @@ webhooker/
 │   ├── css/tailwind.css       # Generated stylesheet the pages load
 │   ├── css/style.css          # Older hand-written stylesheet, no longer loaded
 │   ├── js/app.js              # Progressive-enhancement copy-to-clipboard
-│   ├── js/alpine.min.js       # Alpine.js, fetched by script/fetch-assets, not committed
-│   └── vendor.sha256          # Pinned hashes the fetched assets are verified against
+│   └── js/alpine.min.js       # Alpine.js, extracted from 3p/ by make assets, not committed
 ├── templates/                 # Go HTML templates (base, login, sources, etc.)
 ├── script/                    # Scripts to Rule Them All entrypoints
 ├── Dockerfile                 # Three stages: lint, test+build, Alpine runtime
 ├── Dockerfile.lint            # Lint-only image built by script/lint
-├── Makefile                   # 10 of 17 targets shim script/; 7 are inline
+├── Makefile                   # 9 of 17 targets shim script/; 8 are inline
 ├── go.mod / go.sum
 └── .golangci.yml              # Linter configuration
 ```
@@ -3190,14 +3186,14 @@ version is fixed independently of the compiler's:
    `make fmt-check`, then `golangci-lint config verify` and
    `golangci-lint run`, both with `--network=none`.
 2. **Builder stage** (`golang:1.26.1-bookworm`) — depends on the lint
-   stage passing (it copies a file from it), runs `script/fetch-assets`
-   to download and verify the third-party browser assets, then runs
-   `make test` and `make build`, and finally rebuilds the binary with
-   `CGO_ENABLED=1` and static linking so it runs on musl. Both builds
-   go through `make build`, the relink adding its `-extldflags` via
-   `GO_LDFLAGS`, so neither can drop the `-X` that stamps the version.
-   The version arrives as the `VERSION` build arg, since the context
-   has no `.git` (see [Version stamping](#version-stamping)).
+   stage passing (it copies a file from it), runs `make test` and
+   `make build` (both extract Alpine.js from `3p/` first), and finally
+   rebuilds the binary with `CGO_ENABLED=1` and static linking so it
+   runs on musl. Both builds go through `make build`, the relink adding
+   its `-extldflags` via `GO_LDFLAGS`, so neither can drop the `-X` that
+   stamps the version. The version arrives as the `VERSION` build arg,
+   since the context has no `.git` (see
+   [Version stamping](#version-stamping)).
 3. **Runtime stage** (`alpine:3.21`) — copies the static binary,
    creates the `/var/lib/webhooker` directory for all SQLite databases,
    runs as the non-root `webhooker` user (UID 1000), exposes port 8080,