Commit the Alpine.js tarball in 3p/ and extract it at build time (closes #345)

The build no longer downloads Alpine.js. Its npm package tarball is
committed as 3p/alpinejs-3.14.9.tgz; its sha256 matches the value
script/fetch-assets pinned, and the cdn.min.js inside it matches the
value static/vendor.sha256 pinned.

make assets extracts package/dist/cdn.min.js to the ignored
static/js/alpine.min.js. make test, check, build and dev run it first,
and the Dockerfile builds through make test and make build.
script/fetch-assets, its Dockerfile step, static/vendor.sha256 and
static/vendor_test.go are removed, along with bootstrap's curl install.

Model: opus-5-5

.dockerignore

@@ -3,10 +3,8 @@
 # stage of the Dockerfile.
 .git/
 bin/
-# Third-party browser assets are fetched and hash-verified inside the build by
-# script/fetch-assets. Excluding any host copy keeps a developer's working tree
-# from supplying the bytes that get shipped. The script and its
-# static/vendor.sha256 manifest stay in the context.
+# Extracted from 3p/ by `make assets` inside the build; a host copy is not
+# needed. The tarball in 3p/ must stay in the context.
 static/js/alpine.min.js
 *.md
 LICENSE