Remediate all lint findings under the canonical golangci-lint config

Fix every finding surfaced by the canonical .golangci.yml with
golangci-lint v2.12.2 (refs #61), behavior-preserving throughout:

- err113: dynamic errors replaced with package-level sentinels and %w
  wrapping; direct comparisons converted to errors.Is
- goprintffuncname: printf-style helpers renamed with an f suffix
  (ui.Writer message methods, cli.ReportErrorf, database.Fatalf,
  vaultik stdoutf) and all call sites updated
- revive: stuttering type names renamed (blob.Handler, blob.WithReader,
  blob.ChunkPosition, storage.URL, storage.Info), doc comments added,
  unused parameters blanked, package comments added
- contextcheck/noctx: ctx threaded through blob.Packer
  (AddChunk/Flush/FinalizeBlob/PackChunks) and scanner call sites;
  context-aware exec and sql variants used
- funlen/cyclop/gocognit/nestif/dupl: oversized or duplicated
  functions split into focused helpers across production and test code
- paralleltest/tparallel/thelper/usetesting/testpackage: tests
  parallelized where safe (global log.Initialize kept in the serial
  phase), helpers marked, t.TempDir adopted, external test packages
  where only exported API is used
- gosec: integer conversions clamped or justified, header timeouts
  added, remaining findings suppressed with per-site justifications
- mnd/goconst/lll/wsl_v5/nlreturn/noinlineerr/errcheck and other
  mechanical findings fixed directly

Remove the deprecated log.LogOptions alias (callers migrated to
log.Options). make check is green.

internal/blobgen/reader.go

@@ -50,8 +50,8 @@ func NewReader(r io.Reader, identity age.Identity) (*Reader, error) {
 }
 
 // Read implements io.Reader
-func (r *Reader) Read(p []byte) (n int, err error) {
-	n, err = r.teeReader.Read(p)
+func (r *Reader) Read(p []byte) (int, error) {
+	n, err := r.teeReader.Read(p)
 	r.bytesRead += int64(n)
 
 	return n, err