Adopt repo standards: scaffold, policies, lint-clean (closes #1)

Add the standard scaffold and bring the tree to a clean lint under the
vendored `default: all` config. New: `script/` Scripts-to-Rule-Them-All
entrypoints with the `Makefile` reduced to thin shims; a `Dockerfile`
whose `lint` and `test` phases gate the build (final stage depends on
both); a `.gitea/workflows/` CI running `script/cibuild`; the vendored
`.golangci.yml`; `REPO_POLICIES.md`; `.editorconfig`; `.dockerignore`; a
`LICENSE` (WTFPL) and `TODO.md`; and a comprehensive `.gitignore`.

The 211 lint findings were fixed, not suppressed: package-level state
became functions/fields/a command constructor, magic numbers became named
constants, `ctx` is threaded into the probes, the loop functions were
split to cut complexity, and the deprecated `+build` tags were dropped.
Behavior is unchanged. The only annotations are justified `//nolint:gosec`
on the `ping`/`curl` subprocess calls (G204, fixed argv) and the
operator-chosen log file (G304), matching the reference repos.

`make check` is green (lint and tests run in Docker).

Model: opus-4-8

script/bootstrap

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+#!/bin/sh
+# script/bootstrap: install all dependencies needed to build and develop
+# this repo, idempotently. Assumes nothing is present (not git, make, or
+# go). Base tooling comes from nix, apt, brew, or apk (detected in that
+# order; apt runs noninteractive). golangci-lint is deliberately not
+# installed: linting runs only in docker, via script/lint and the
+# Dockerfile lint phase.
+set -eu
+
+ROOT="$(cd "$(dirname "$0")/.." && pwd -P)"
+
+PKGMGR=""
+SUDO=""
+
+detect_pkgmgr() {
+	[ -n "$PKGMGR" ] && return 0
+	if command -v nix-env >/dev/null 2>&1; then
+		PKGMGR="nix"
+	elif command -v apt-get >/dev/null 2>&1; then
+		PKGMGR="apt"
+	elif command -v brew >/dev/null 2>&1; then
+		PKGMGR="brew"
+	elif command -v apk >/dev/null 2>&1; then
+		PKGMGR="apk"
+	else
+		echo "bootstrap: no supported package manager (nix, apt, brew, apk)" >&2
+		exit 1
+	fi
+	if [ "$PKGMGR" = "apt" ]; then
+		export DEBIAN_FRONTEND=noninteractive
+		if [ "$(id -u)" != "0" ]; then
+			SUDO="sudo"
+		fi
+	fi
+}
+
+# pkg_install <nix-attr> <apt-pkg> <brew-formula> <apk-pkg>
+pkg_install() {
+	detect_pkgmgr
+	case "$PKGMGR" in
+	nix) nix-env -iA "nixpkgs.$1" ;;
+	apt) $SUDO env DEBIAN_FRONTEND=noninteractive apt-get install -y "$2" ;;
+	brew) brew install "$3" ;;
+	apk) apk add --no-cache "$4" ;;
+	esac
+}
+
+missing() {
+	! command -v "$1" >/dev/null 2>&1
+}
+
+main() {
+	cd "$ROOT"
+
+	if missing git; then pkg_install git git git git; fi
+	if missing make; then pkg_install gnumake make make make; fi
+	if missing go; then pkg_install go golang go go; fi
+
+	# docker is platform-specific and out of scope for a package-manager
+	# bootstrap, but script/lint and script/test need it.
+	if missing docker; then
+		echo "bootstrap: docker not found; script/lint and script/test require it" >&2
+	fi
+
+	go mod download
+
+	echo "bootstrap complete"
+}
+
+main "$@"