Close three gaps between the containerised-lint rule and its first adopters

The rule landed in 12e8db8 is right; these are the three places where the
canonical text and the repos implementing it can diverge without either
side looking wrong.

1. `.dockerignore` excluding the agent scratch directory is now stated as a
   correctness precondition of containerised linting rather than a
   context-size measure. `Dockerfile.lint` lints whatever `COPY . .` copies,
   and language toolchains discover files by walking the tree instead of
   reading `.gitignore`, so a nested worktree in the context puts the
   foreign-tree false reds back inside the container — in the convincing
   form, where the findings are real but belong to another checkout.
   sneak/quak measured the same discovery mechanism taking a test count
   from 210 to 1050.

2. The cache-bust build arg is fixed at `CHECK_EPOCH` in `Dockerfile.lint`
   as well as in `Dockerfile`. A per-file name is invisible to the grep that
   proves every build is busted, which makes a renamed guard and a missing
   guard read identically. sneak/quak's lint file currently names it
   `LINT_EPOCH`.

3. The formatting check must run in exactly one of the two images, and
   either placement is allowed. Splitting lint out of the `Dockerfile` is
   precisely the moment `fmt-check` gets dropped from both, and running the
   formatter beside the linters is the better shape wherever it is the same
   pinned dependency — it takes the last host toolchain off the checked
   path for the reason the linter came off it.

Both checklists carry the matching items, since a repo that satisfies the
policy prose but not the checklist is the drift this is meant to stop.

Refs #40

.dockerignore

@@ -1,3 +1,97 @@
+# Docker matches this file with moby/patternmatcher: Go filepath.Match
+# semantics plus a `**` extension, compiled to a regexp. Plain
+# filepath.Match has no `**` at all. What follows from that: `*` does not
+# cross `/`, and a pattern without a leading `**/` is anchored at the
+# build-context root. Every depth-independent pattern therefore needs the
+# `**/` prefix — without it `config/.env` and `certs/server.key` still
+# ship while the file reads as solved.
+#
+# Root-anchored entries are for paths that occur exactly once, at the
+# context root. A host-built binary is the usual case, and it must be
+# written anchored: `/myapp`, never `**/myapp`. The prefixed form also
+# matches `cmd/myapp/`, which deletes the package directory from the
+# context. In-repo agent scratch is the other case, for the same reason
+# — with the caveat recorded at that entry: anchoring is exact only
+# where agents run at the repo root, and a repo where they do not must
+# add its own entries.
+#
+# Matching is case-sensitive, so `**/*.key` does not match
+# `certs/SERVER.KEY`, which is reachable on the case-insensitive
+# filesystems most laptops use. Adding an ALL-CAPS twin per pattern is
+# not the fix: it still misses `Server.Key` while reading as though case
+# were handled. Character ranges cover every spelling in one line, so
+# every secret name below is written that way — including the
+# extensionless SSH keys and `.envrc`, because on those same
+# case-insensitive filesystems direnv reads `.ENVRC` and ssh reads
+# `ID_RSA`.
+#
+# `**/*.[eE][nN][vV]` also excludes a committed env template such as
+# `example.env`. If the build genuinely needs one, re-include it with a
+# negation after the pattern: `!docs/example.env`.
+#
+# Extend this file with the repo's own host-built artifacts (compiled
+# binaries, test binaries, coverage output); those are per-repo and
+# belong here because a host build otherwise drops them into the
+# context.
+
+# Repository metadata: exactly one, at the context root. Excluding it
+# means `git describe` cannot run in any build stage, and it fails
+# quietly there rather than erroring, so a version embedded that way
+# comes out empty. Compute the version on the host and pass it in with
+# `--build-arg VERSION=...`; see the version rule in REPO_POLICIES.md.
 .git
-node_modules
+
-.DS_Store
+# In-repo agent scratch: a directory holding a full additional checkout
+# of the repo for each in-flight agent. Anchored because it occurs
+# exactly once *where agents run at the repo root*, which is the
+# convention this file assumes; the `**/` form would also match any
+# nested directory of that name and delete it from the build.
+#
+# KNOWN GAP, and it is not hypothetical: the directory is created in the
+# agent's working directory. If agents in this repo run in
+# subdirectories — a monorepo with a per-service agent, say — then
+# `services/api/.claude/` is NOT excluded by the line below and still
+# reaches the build context and the image, which is the exposure this
+# entry exists to close. A repo in that shape adds its own anchored
+# entries (`/services/api/.claude`), or `**/.claude` after confirming no
+# legitimately named nested directory would be caught.
+#
+# Not case-folded, unlike the secret patterns below: tooling creates
+# this directory in exactly one spelling, so a folded pattern would add
+# no coverage.
+.claude
+
+# Environment files. `*.env` covers both the bare `.env` name (`*` matches
+# the empty string) and the `prod.env` convention.
+**/*.[eE][nN][vV]
+**/.[eE][nN][vV].*
+**/.[eE][nN][vV][rR][cC]
+
+# Private keys and the bundles that carry them. Public certificates
+# (*.crt, *.cer) are deliberately absent: they are not secrets and are
+# sometimes a legitimate build input.
+**/*.[pP][eE][mM]
+**/*.[kK][eE][yY]
+**/*.[pP]12
+**/*.[pP][fF][xX]
+**/[iI][dD]_[rR][sS][aA]
+**/[iI][dD]_[dD][sS][aA]
+**/[iI][dD]_[eE][cC][dD][sS][aA]
+**/[iI][dD]_[eE][dD]25519
+
+# Dependencies: restored inside the image, never copied in.
+**/node_modules
+
+# OS metadata.
+**/.DS_Store
+**/Thumbs.db
+
+# Editor state. Never a build input, and it churns under a developer's
+# hands, so it invalidates COPY for reasons unrelated to the source.
+**/*.swp
+**/*.swo
+**/*~
+**/*.bak
+**/.idea
+**/.vscode
+**/*.sublime-*

.gitignore

@@ -11,6 +11,12 @@ Thumbs.db
 .vscode/
 *.sublime-*
 
+# Agent scratch (worktrees of this repo, created and destroyed by
+# in-flight tooling). Unanchored: .gitignore patterns already match at
+# every depth, so no prefix is wanted here. This is not a .dockerignore
+# entry and must not be given a `**/` prefix on the way into one.
+.claude/
+
 # Node
 node_modules/
 

Dockerfile

@@ -25,4 +25,13 @@ COPY . .
 # here, not one. Keep both.
 ARG CHECK_EPOCH
 RUN [ -n "$CHECK_EPOCH" ] || exit 1
-RUN echo "check epoch: ${CHECK_EPOCH}" && make check
+
+# The individual non-lint checks, NOT `make check`. Lint is deliberately
+# absent here: `script/lint` is itself a `docker build` (of
+# Dockerfile.lint), so running `make check` in this image would attempt
+# a docker build inside a build step, where there is no daemon. Putting
+# `make check` back reintroduces exactly that recursion. Lint is not
+# skipped — script/cibuild runs script/lint first, in its own container,
+# before this build starts.
+RUN echo "check epoch: ${CHECK_EPOCH}" && script/test
+RUN script/fmt-check

Dockerfile.lint

@@ -0,0 +1,41 @@
+# Lint-only image. `script/lint` builds this file and nothing else: the
+# linter runs as a build step, so a successful build IS a clean lint.
+# Building rather than bind-mounting is what makes it work where the
+# docker daemon is remote and bind mounts are impossible.
+#
+# The linter is invoked directly below rather than through `make lint`.
+# That is not a style choice: `script/lint` IS this build, so calling it
+# from inside would recurse into a docker build with no daemon.
+#
+# This repo's linter is prettier over markdown. A Go repo's version of
+# this file differs only in the base image and the two lint commands;
+# see the containerised-lint rule in prompts/REPO_POLICIES.md.
+#
+# node 22-alpine, 2026-02-22
+FROM node@sha256:e4bf2a82ad0a4037d28035ae71529873c069b13eb0455466ae0bc13363826e34
+
+WORKDIR /app
+
+# Dependency layer first, and deliberately above the ARG below, so it
+# stays cached and only the lint steps re-run on every invocation.
+# Without that ordering the cache-bust would reinstall dependencies on
+# every lint and make linting network-dependent.
+COPY script/ script/
+COPY package.json yarn.lock ./
+RUN script/bootstrap
+
+COPY . .
+
+# CHECK_EPOCH is a per-invocation nonce supplied by script/lint. Without
+# it an unchanged tree serves the lint layer from cache and the build
+# reports a lint it never ran — a green that proves nothing, which is
+# the whole failure mode this file exists to avoid reintroducing. The
+# guard makes a bare `docker build -f Dockerfile.lint .` fail loudly
+# instead of silently reusing the empty (and therefore stable) cache
+# key. The value is expanded into the lint command as well, so the cache
+# miss does not depend on BuildKit's handling of an unreferenced ARG and
+# the epoch is visible in the build log. Keep both references.
+ARG CHECK_EPOCH
+RUN [ -n "$CHECK_EPOCH" ] || exit 1
+RUN echo "lint epoch: ${CHECK_EPOCH}" && \
+    yarn run prettier --check '**/*.md' --tab-width 4 --prose-wrap always

README.md

@@ -117,19 +117,25 @@ alpine. We provide:
 - `script/projectname` — output the project name (our own extension); used by
   `script/docker` for the image tag
 - `script/test` — run the test suite (no tests defined here)
-- `script/lint` — lint the markdown files with prettier
+- `script/lint` — lint the markdown files, by building `Dockerfile.lint`. The
+  linter runs in a container, always: it is never installed on the host and
+  never invoked there. Linting happens as a build step, so a successful build is
+  a clean lint, and the same per-invocation `CHECK_EPOCH` nonce used elsewhere
+  is what stops Docker serving that lint from cache on an unchanged tree
 - `script/fmt` — format all markdown files with prettier (writes)
 - `script/fmt-check` — check formatting (read-only)
 - `script/check` — run all checks: `test`, `lint`, `fmt-check` (our own
-  extension)
+  extension). Needs a docker daemon, since `script/lint` is a container build
 - `script/docker` — build the Docker image, tagged via `script/projectname`
   (byte-identical across repos); passes the same `CHECK_EPOCH` nonce as
   `script/cibuild`
-- `script/cibuild` — cd to the repo root, assign `epoch="$(date +%s%N)$$"`, then
+- `script/cibuild` — cd to the repo root, run `script/lint` first, then assign
-  `docker build --build-arg CHECK_EPOCH="$epoch" .` (what CI runs; the image
+  `epoch="$(date +%s%N)$$"` and
-  build runs `script/check`, and the per-invocation `CHECK_EPOCH` nonce is what
+  `docker build --build-arg CHECK_EPOCH="$epoch" .` (what CI runs). Two
-  stops Docker serving that check from cache on an unchanged tree — a bare
+  container builds: the lint image, then the main image, which runs
-  `docker build .` fails closed on purpose)
+  `script/test` and `script/fmt-check` but deliberately not `make check` — that
+  would nest a docker build inside a build step. A bare `docker build .` fails
+  closed on purpose
 - `script/precommit` — run by the git pre-commit hook (our own extension); calls
   `script/check`
 - `script/install-precommit` — installs the git pre-commit hook (our own

TODO.md

@@ -21,6 +21,131 @@ fmt-check, and commit.
 
 # Completed Steps
 
+- 2026-08-10: Closed three gaps the containerised-lint rule left between the
+  canonical text and the first repos to implement it. `.dockerignore` excluding
+  the agent scratch directory is now stated as a correctness precondition of
+  that rule rather than a context-size measure: the lint image lints whatever
+  `COPY . .` copies, and toolchains discover files by walking the tree instead
+  of reading `.gitignore`, so a nested worktree puts the foreign-tree false reds
+  back inside the container — `sneak/quak` measured the same discovery mechanism
+  taking a test count from 210 to 1050. The cache-bust arg is fixed at
+  `CHECK_EPOCH` in `Dockerfile.lint` as well, because a per-file name is
+  invisible to the grep that proves every build is busted, making a renamed
+  guard indistinguishable from a missing one. And the formatting check is now
+  required to run in exactly one of the two images, with either placement
+  allowed: splitting lint out of the `Dockerfile` is precisely when `fmt-check`
+  gets dropped from both, and running the formatter beside the linters is the
+  better shape where it is the same pinned dependency.
+- 2026-08-10: Moved every lint run into a container, on the owner's ruling, and
+  made this repo do it rather than merely document it. `script/lint` is now
+  `docker build -f Dockerfile.lint .` and nothing else; the linter is never
+  installed on the host and never invoked there, so a run cannot inherit another
+  checkout's content-keyed result cache, the host-global
+  `$TMPDIR/golangci-lint.lock`, or a host toolchain that differs from the pinned
+  one — the three mechanisms behind a confirmed false green, a string of
+  findings reported against other agents' checkouts, and a container that saw
+  thirteen findings the host missed. Linting runs as a build step, so a
+  successful build is a clean lint, which also works where the docker daemon is
+  remote and bind mounts are impossible. The recursion this creates is resolved
+  by direction rather than by detection: the main `Dockerfile` runs the
+  individual non-lint checks instead of `make check`, and `script/cibuild` runs
+  `script/lint` first, so no build ever nests a build. `Dockerfile.lint` carries
+  the same `CHECK_EPOCH` guard as the main image, with the `ARG` below the
+  dependency layer so only the lint steps re-run — blanket `--no-cache` was
+  rejected because it makes every lint reinstall its dependencies over the
+  network. Two canonical forms were superseded rather than left standing beside
+  the new one, since consuming repos read this document literally: the
+  `script/bootstrap` golangci-lint install (nothing runs a host linter now, so
+  it can only reintroduce skew; the version-enforcement principle stays
+  documented for other pinned host tools) and the per-checkout
+  cache/lock/`.lint-cache` wrapper (its whole subject was making a host run
+  trustworthy). The Go multistage lint stage goes with them: it ran `make lint`,
+  which is now a docker build. `golangci-lint config verify` was kept on
+  measurement, not preference — a bogus config key passes `golangci-lint run`
+  with `0 issues` and fails `config verify`, and every case reproduced
+  byte-identically under `docker run --network none`, so the schema is embedded
+  in the pinned binary and the line costs no network. Verified with two
+  consecutive runs on an unchanged tree both executing the linter, a planted
+  violation caught and reverted, the bare-build guard firing, and the main image
+  building without attempting a nested build.
+- 2026-08-09: Made a golangci-lint result belong to the tree that asked for it.
+  REPO_POLICIES.md now carries the canonical Go `script/lint`, which gives the
+  linter per-checkout `GOLANGCI_LINT_CACHE` and per-checkout `TMPDIR`. The two
+  are separate defects and the second is the one that gets dropped: the result
+  cache is keyed on file content rather than location, so checkouts holding
+  identical files serve each other's findings under the other's path, while the
+  concurrency lock is `$TMPDIR/golangci-lint.lock` — host-global, independent of
+  the cache, and unaffected by isolating it. Moving workers from worktrees to
+  their own clones does not help either half; it only removes the foreign-path
+  artefact that made the defect visible. The lock error is retried rather than
+  surfaced, because it is not a result: it exits non-zero exactly as findings
+  do, and reporting it as findings sends a correct branch back for rework.
+  Detection is on the stderr stream and never on exit status, so a finding
+  quoting the lock message in source cannot be retried away, and exhaustion
+  exits 75 with a VOID message rather than passing or failing quietly.
+  `--allow-serial-runners` (which keeps the guard and queues) covers the
+  same-checkout overlap that `TMPDIR` scoping cannot; `--allow-parallel-runners`
+  is rejected outright. The stdout and stderr capture files are per invocation
+  rather than per checkout, because serialising the linter does not serialise
+  the shell's redirections: two runs in one checkout — the overlap the flag
+  exists to support — would otherwise truncate and read each other's output,
+  which is the same defect one layer above where it was fixed. Both checklists
+  gained the corresponding items, since a half-fix that sets only the cache
+  reads as complete. `GOCACHE` was measured and does not need isolating.
+  Verified with the snippet extracted from the committed document and executed
+  as a consuming repo would adopt it, against paired controls: contamination
+  reproduced on the pre-fix form and absent on the adopted one, retry engaged,
+  exhaustion loud, a genuine finding still reported, and a held host lock
+  failing the pre-fix script while leaving the adopted one untouched.
+- 2026-08-09: Kept in-repo agent scratch out of the Docker build context and out
+  of version control. `.claude/` holds one worktree — an entire additional
+  checkout of the repo — per in-flight agent, and under `COPY . .` all of it was
+  reaching the image: another session's unreviewed, sometimes uncommitted work,
+  inflating the context by a multiple of the repo and invalidating `COPY` for
+  reasons unrelated to the repo's own content. The `.dockerignore` entry is
+  root-anchored, because the directory occurs exactly once where agents run at
+  the repo root and the `**/` form additionally deletes any nested directory of
+  that name — with the residual gap that follows from anchoring (a monorepo
+  running agents in subdirectories still ships `services/api/.claude/`) stated
+  in the canonical `.dockerignore`, the policy and the existing-repo checklist,
+  since consuming repos receive the files rather than the tracker; the
+  `.gitignore` entry is unanchored, because `.gitignore` patterns already match
+  at every depth, and each file is written to its own semantics rather than
+  derived from the other. Also closed the consequence that ships broken
+  silently: excluding `.git` means `git describe` cannot run in any build stage
+  and yields an empty version without erroring, so `script/docker` and
+  `script/cibuild` now compute the version on the host and pass
+  `--build-arg VERSION`, and `REPO_POLICIES.md` states where `VERSION` comes
+  from instead of leaving the reader to fill the gap with `git describe` inside
+  the build. The two Go documents that carry the `GOLDFLAGS` pattern were
+  corrected in the same pass, from `:=` to `?=`, since a `$(shell git describe)`
+  evaluated inside a build stage is exactly the empty version this closes.
+  Verified by enumerating a probe image before, after, and against the
+  `**/`-prefixed form, with a positive control and the `CHECK_EPOCH` cache
+  verification re-run under the changed build context.
+- 2026-08-09: Closed the secret exposure in the canonical `.dockerignore`: a
+  developer's local `.env`, `*.pem` or `*.key` was reaching the Docker build
+  context under `COPY . .`, invisible to every git-based check because
+  `.gitignore` covers it. The patterns are written to `.dockerignore`'s own
+  `moby/patternmatcher` semantics — `**/`-prefixed so they hold at every depth,
+  which also fixes nested `node_modules` — rather than transplanted from
+  `.gitignore`, whose unprefixed form protects only the repository root while
+  reading as solved. Coverage extends past the `.env`/`.pem`/`.key` trio to the
+  `prod.env` convention, `.envrc`, PKCS#12 bundles and extensionless SSH keys,
+  every one of them case-folded with character ranges because matching is
+  case-sensitive and an ALL-CAPS twin per pattern still misses `Server.Key`.
+  `REPO_POLICIES.md` and both repo checklists now state that asymmetry and
+  require verification by enumerating the image rather than by reading the
+  patterns. Verified with a probe image before, against three naive forms
+  (unprefixed, lowercase-only, ALL-CAPS-doubled), and after.
+- 2026-08-09: Made the pinned golangci-lint actually propagate: REPO_POLICIES.md
+  now carries the canonical `script/bootstrap` snippet for Go repos, which
+  installs when the installed version does not match the pin (the old
+  `if missing` guard tested PATH presence only, so pins were inert on any
+  provisioned machine and CI silently disagreed with local) and then re-resolves
+  the binary through `PATH` and fails loudly, naming the shadowing path, when
+  the install did not take effect — the failure mode the naive
+  compare-then-install fix leaves behind while reporting success.
 - 2026-08-09: Fixed the false green in the canonical CI gate: `script/cibuild`
   and `script/docker` now pass a per-invocation `CHECK_EPOCH` nonce, and the
   `Dockerfile` (plus the Go multistage template in REPO_POLICIES.md, in both its

prompts/CODE_STYLEGUIDE_GO.md

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 ---
 title: Code Styleguide — Go
-last_modified: 2026-08-09
+last_modified: 2026-08-10
 ---
 
 1.  Try to hard wrap long lines at 77 characters or less.
@@ -49,7 +49,20 @@ last_modified: 2026-08-09
     ```
 
     ```make
-    VERSION := $(shell git describe --always --dirty)
+    # ?= rather than := because this `$(shell git describe ...)` is only
+    # correct on the host. `.dockerignore` excludes `.git`, so evaluated
+    # inside a build stage it expands to the empty string without failing
+    # and the binary reports no version at all. The version is computed on
+    # the host by `script/docker` / `script/cibuild` and passed with
+    # `--build-arg VERSION=...`. If this repo's Dockerfile compiles by
+    # invoking make (`RUN make build`), `ARG VERSION` in that stage puts the
+    # value in the environment and `?=` defers to it. The canonical Go
+    # template in REPO_POLICIES.md instead runs `go build` directly with
+    # `-ldflags "... -X main.Version=${VERSION}"`, so there this Makefile is
+    # a host-only path — but it is still `?=`, because a repo that later
+    # moves the build behind make must not silently start shipping an empty
+    # version. See the git-describe rule in REPO_POLICIES.md.
+    VERSION ?= $(shell git describe --always --dirty)
     BUILDARCH := $(shell uname -m)
 
     GOLDFLAGS += -X main.Version=$(VERSION)
@@ -98,17 +111,24 @@ last_modified: 2026-08-09
 
 1.  For anything beyond a simple script or tool, or anything that is going to
     run in any sort of "production" anywhere, make sure it passes
-    `golangci-lint`.
+    `golangci-lint`. Run it with `make lint`, which builds `Dockerfile.lint`:
+    the linter runs in a container, always, and is never installed on the host.
+    A `golangci-lint` invoked directly on a shared host reads a result cache
+    keyed on file content rather than location and a host-global lock, so its
+    answer may belong to another checkout entirely.
 
-1.  Write a `Dockerfile` for every repo, even if it only runs the tests and
+1.  Write a `Dockerfile` for every repo, even if it only runs the tests. It runs
-    linting. `script/cibuild` and `script/docker` should always make sure that
+    the non-lint checks; linting lives in `Dockerfile.lint` and is run by
-    the code is in an able-to-be-compiled state, linted, and any tests run, and
+    `script/cibuild` before the main build, because `script/lint` is itself a
-    the build should fail if linting doesn't pass. That guarantee holds only
+    `docker build` and cannot run inside one. So `script/cibuild` is what
-    because those scripts pass a per-invocation `CHECK_EPOCH` build arg that
+    guarantees the code is in an able-to-be-compiled state, linted, and tested —
-    busts the check layers out of the Docker cache; without it an unchanged tree
+    **a successful `docker build .` on its own does not, because it never
-    serves those layers from cache and the build reports a green it never ran. A
+    lints.** That guarantee holds only because each build passes a
-    bare `docker build .` fails closed by design, on the `[ -n "$CHECK_EPOCH" ]`
+    per-invocation `CHECK_EPOCH` build arg that busts its check layers out of
-    guard — always go through `script/cibuild` or `script/docker`. See
+    the Docker cache; without it an unchanged tree serves those layers from
+    cache and the build reports a green it never ran. A bare `docker build .`
+    fails closed by design, on the `[ -n "$CHECK_EPOCH" ]` guard — always go
+    through `script/cibuild`, `script/docker` or `script/lint`. See
     [Repository Policies](https://git.eeqj.de/sneak/prompts/raw/branch/main/prompts/REPO_POLICIES.md)
     for the canonical form.
 

prompts/EXISTING_REPO_CHECKLIST.md

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 ---
 title: Existing Repo Checklist
-last_modified: 2026-08-09
+last_modified: 2026-08-10
 ---
 
 Use this checklist when beginning work in a repo that may not yet conform to our
@@ -24,19 +24,78 @@ with your task.
 - [ ] `LICENSE` file exists and matches the README
 - [ ] `REPO_POLICIES.md` exists and version date is current — fetch from
       `https://git.eeqj.de/sneak/prompts/raw/branch/main/prompts/REPO_POLICIES.md`
-- [ ] `.gitignore` is comprehensive (OS, editor, language artifacts, secrets) —
+- [ ] `.gitignore` is comprehensive (OS, editor, agent scratch, language
-      fetch from `https://git.eeqj.de/sneak/prompts/raw/branch/main/.gitignore`
+      artifacts, secrets) — fetch from
-      if missing
+      `https://git.eeqj.de/sneak/prompts/raw/branch/main/.gitignore` if missing.
+      An existing repo usually has a hand-written one that is never re-fetched,
+      so check the entries rather than the file's presence: `.claude/` in
+      particular, unanchored, so agent worktrees cannot be committed by
+      accident. Do not give it a `**/` prefix — that is a `.dockerignore` form
+      and is wrong here.
 - [ ] `.editorconfig` exists — fetch from
       `https://git.eeqj.de/sneak/prompts/raw/branch/main/.editorconfig`
 - [ ] `Dockerfile` and `.dockerignore` exist (fetch `.dockerignore` from
       `https://git.eeqj.de/sneak/prompts/raw/branch/main/.dockerignore`);
-      Dockerfile runs `make check` as a build step, and every stage containing a
+      Dockerfile runs the **non-lint** checks as build steps (`script/test`,
-      check-running `RUN` declares `ARG CHECK_EPOCH` with the
+      `script/fmt-check`), and every stage containing a check-running `RUN`
-      `RUN [ -n "$CHECK_EPOCH" ] || exit 1` guard immediately below it — see the
+      declares `ARG CHECK_EPOCH` with the `RUN [ -n "$CHECK_EPOCH" ] || exit 1`
-      `CHECK_EPOCH` rule in `REPO_POLICIES.md`. Without them the check layer is
+      guard immediately below it — see the `CHECK_EPOCH` rule in
-      served from cache on an unchanged tree and the build reports a green it
+      `REPO_POLICIES.md`. Without them the check layer is served from cache on
-      never ran.
+      an unchanged tree and the build reports a green it never ran.
+- [ ] The `Dockerfile` no longer runs `make check`, and no longer has a `lint`
+      stage or a `COPY --from=lint ... /dev/null` ordering line. This is the
+      item an existing repo most often fails: `script/lint` is now a
+      `docker build`, so both of those nest a docker build inside a build step.
+      Delete the stage; `script/cibuild` running `script/lint` first is what
+      replaces its fail-fast purpose.
+- [ ] `Dockerfile.lint` exists and `script/lint` builds it — see the
+      containerised-lint rule in `REPO_POLICIES.md` for the canonical file. Its
+      base image is pinned by sha256 with a version/date comment, it carries
+      `ARG CHECK_EPOCH` **after** the dependency layer with the guard below it,
+      and it invokes the linter directly rather than through `make lint`. The
+      arg is named `CHECK_EPOCH` in this file too — a repo that calls it
+      `LINT_EPOCH` here is missed by the grep that checks every build is
+      cache-busted.
+- [ ] The formatting check runs in exactly one of the two images — either
+      `script/fmt-check` in the `Dockerfile` or the formatter beside the linters
+      in `Dockerfile.lint`, whichever puts it on the pinned toolchain. Neither
+      image running it is the failure to look for here, since moving lint out of
+      the `Dockerfile` is exactly when it gets dropped.
+- [ ] `.dockerignore` excludes the repo's own host-built artifacts (compiled
+      binaries, test binaries, coverage output), written root-anchored —
+      `/myapp`, never `**/myapp`, which would also match `cmd/myapp/`. An
+      existing repo is where such a binary is likeliest to already be sitting in
+      the build context, invisible to git.
+- [ ] `.dockerignore` excludes `.claude`, root-anchored and with no `**/`
+      prefix. Agent worktrees are entire checkouts of the repo, so they inflate
+      the context by a multiple of it and can copy another session's unreviewed
+      work into an image layer — and `Dockerfile.lint` then lints that checkout
+      as though it were this one, because toolchains discover files by walking
+      the tree and never read `.gitignore` (`sneak/quak`: 210 discovered tests
+      became 1050). Confirm by enumerating the image, not by reading the file —
+      `.gitignore` hides these from `git status` too.
+- [ ] **Do agents in this repo run anywhere other than the repo root?** The
+      scratch directory is created in the agent's working directory, so the
+      canonical anchored entry misses `services/api/.claude/` in a monorepo with
+      a per-service agent — it still reaches the build context and the image. An
+      existing repo is where such a layout already exists, so check it here
+      rather than assuming the canonical entry covers you: add anchored entries
+      for the subdirectories that have one (`/services/api/.claude`), or
+      `**/.claude` once you have confirmed no legitimately named nested
+      directory would be caught.
+- [ ] If the repo embeds a version in a binary, that version is computed on the
+      host and passed with `--build-arg VERSION=...` by `script/docker` and
+      `script/cibuild`. No stage calls `git describe`: `.dockerignore` excludes
+      `.git`, so it yields an empty version without failing the build. A
+      tag-derived version additionally needs `fetch-depth: 0` on the CI checkout
+      step, which clones shallow and fetches no tags by default.
+- [ ] Every depth-independent pattern in `.dockerignore` carries a `**/` prefix;
+      only genuinely root-anchored entries such as `.git` are unprefixed, and
+      `.gitignore`'s patterns have not been transplanted unmodified.
+      `.dockerignore` anchors an unprefixed pattern at the context root, so the
+      transplanted form leaves `config/.env` and `certs/server.key` in the build
+      context while reading as solved — see the `.dockerignore` rule in
+      `REPO_POLICIES.md`.
 - [ ] Gitea Actions workflow in `.gitea/workflows/` runs `script/cibuild` on
       push — reference
       `https://git.eeqj.de/sneak/prompts/raw/branch/main/.gitea/workflows/check.yml`
@@ -63,6 +122,24 @@ with your task.
       `script/install-precommit`, shimmed by `make hooks`) runs it
 - [ ] README has an **Entrypoints** section documenting the `script/`
       entrypoints and linking the standard
+- [ ] `script/lint` is the canonical container build and nothing else. No host
+      linter invocation survives anywhere in the repo — grep for the linter's
+      own name in `script/`, the `Makefile` and CI config, not just in
+      `script/lint`. An existing repo is where a second path to the linter is
+      likeliest to exist: a `make lint-fast`, a container-versus-host branch, or
+      a CI step that calls the binary directly.
+- [ ] `script/bootstrap` installs no linter. Delete the golangci-lint install
+      block, its version and ref variables, and its call site: nothing invokes a
+      host linter any more, so all it can still do is put a differently
+      versioned binary where somebody runs it by hand and believes the result.
+- [ ] The per-checkout lint state is gone: no `GOLANGCI_LINT_CACHE` or `TMPDIR`
+      exports, no `--allow-serial-runners`, and `.lint-cache/` removed from
+      `.gitignore` and `.dockerignore`. A container has its own cache and its
+      own lock, so keeping the wrapper leaves two contradictory `script/lint`
+      forms in the fleet.
+- [ ] `script/cibuild` runs `script/lint` before the main `docker build`.
+      Without that line CI never lints at all, because the main image
+      deliberately does not.
 - [ ] `make check` does not modify any files in the repo
 - [ ] `make test` has a 30-second timeout
 - [ ] `make test` runs real tests, not a no-op (at minimum, import/compile
@@ -109,6 +186,9 @@ with your task.
 # Final
 
 - [ ] `make check` passes
-- [ ] `script/cibuild` succeeds (a bare `docker build .` fails closed by design,
+- [ ] `make lint` runs twice on an unchanged tree with the lint layer `DONE`
-      on the `CHECK_EPOCH` guard)
+      both times, never `CACHED` and never sub-second
+- [ ] `script/cibuild` succeeds and runs both container builds (a bare
+      `docker build .` or `docker build -f Dockerfile.lint .` fails closed by
+      design, on the `CHECK_EPOCH` guard)
 - [ ] Commit and merge fixes before starting your actual task

prompts/GO_HTTP_SERVER_CONVENTIONS.md

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 ---
 title: Go HTTP Server Conventions
-last_modified: 2026-02-22
+last_modified: 2026-08-09
 ---
 
 This document defines the architectural patterns, design decisions, and
@@ -991,7 +991,14 @@ func main() {
 Use ldflags to inject version information at build time:
 
 ```makefile
-VERSION := $(shell git describe --tags --always)
+# ?= rather than := because this `$(shell git describe ...)` is only correct
+# on the host: `.dockerignore` excludes `.git`, so evaluated inside a build
+# stage it expands to the empty string without failing and the binary reports
+# no version. The version is computed on the host by `script/docker` /
+# `script/cibuild` and passed with `--build-arg VERSION=...`; where the build
+# stage invokes make, `ARG VERSION` puts it in the environment and `?=` defers
+# to it. See the git-describe rule in REPO_POLICIES.md.
+VERSION ?= $(shell git describe --tags --always)
 BUILDARCH := $(shell go env GOARCH)
 
 build:

prompts/NEW_REPO_CHECKLIST.md

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 ---
 title: New Repo Checklist
-last_modified: 2026-08-09
+last_modified: 2026-08-10
 ---
 
 Use this checklist when creating a new repository from scratch. Follow the steps
@@ -35,7 +35,11 @@ Template files can be fetched from:
 
 - [ ] `.gitignore` — fetch from
       `https://git.eeqj.de/sneak/prompts/raw/branch/main/.gitignore`, extend for
-      language-specific artifacts
+      language-specific artifacts. Extensions are written to `.gitignore`'s own
+      semantics, where an unanchored pattern already matches at every depth:
+      never add a `**/` prefix here, which is a `.dockerignore` form. The
+      canonical file already carries `.claude/` so agent worktrees cannot be
+      committed by accident.
 - [ ] `.editorconfig` — fetch from
       `https://git.eeqj.de/sneak/prompts/raw/branch/main/.editorconfig`
 - [ ] `Makefile` — fetch from
@@ -52,15 +56,53 @@ Template files can be fetched from:
       `https://git.eeqj.de/sneak/prompts/raw/branch/main/prompts/REPO_POLICIES.md`
 - [ ] `Dockerfile` and `.dockerignore` — fetch `.dockerignore` from
       `https://git.eeqj.de/sneak/prompts/raw/branch/main/.dockerignore`
-    - All Dockerfiles must run `make check` as a build step, and every stage
+    - Extend `.dockerignore` with the repo's own host-built artifacts, giving
-      containing a check-running `RUN` must declare `ARG CHECK_EPOCH` with the
+      every depth-independent pattern a `**/` prefix — but write a repo-root
-      `RUN [ -n "$CHECK_EPOCH" ] || exit 1` guard immediately below it — see the
+      binary anchored, `/myapp` and never `**/myapp`, which would also match
-      `CHECK_EPOCH` rule in `REPO_POLICIES.md`. Without them the check layer is
+      `cmd/myapp/` and delete the package directory. Do not transplant
-      served from cache on an unchanged tree and the build reports a green it
+      `.gitignore`'s patterns: `.dockerignore` anchors an unprefixed pattern at
-      never ran.
+      the context root, so the copied form leaves `config/.env` in the build
+      context while reading as solved. See the `.dockerignore` rule in
+      `REPO_POLICIES.md`. The canonical file's `.claude` entry is anchored for
+      the same reason as a repo-root binary; leave it that way, but note it only
+      covers agents running at the repo root — if this repo will run them in
+      subdirectories, `services/api/.claude/` is not excluded and needs its own
+      anchored entry.
+    - If the image embeds a version in a binary, the version is computed on the
+      host and passed with `--build-arg VERSION=...`. `ARG VERSION=dev` is
+      declared in the stage that compiles, and **no stage calls `git describe`**
+      — `.dockerignore` excludes `.git`, so it yields an empty version without
+      failing the build.
+    - The `Dockerfile` runs the **non-lint** checks as build steps —
+      `script/test` and `script/fmt-check`, never `make check`. `script/lint` is
+      a `docker build` of `Dockerfile.lint`, so `make check` here nests a build
+      inside a build step, where there is no daemon. Put a comment above those
+      `RUN` lines saying so. Every stage containing a check-running `RUN` must
+      declare `ARG CHECK_EPOCH` with the `RUN [ -n "$CHECK_EPOCH" ] || exit 1`
+      guard immediately below it — see the `CHECK_EPOCH` rule in
+      `REPO_POLICIES.md`. Without them the check layer is served from cache on
+      an unchanged tree and the build reports a green it never ran.
     - Server: also builds and runs the application
-    - Non-server: brings up dev environment and runs `make check`
+    - Non-server: brings up dev environment and runs those checks
     - Image pinned by sha256 hash with version/date comment
+- [ ] `Dockerfile.lint` — the lint-only image that `script/lint` builds. Same
+      `ARG CHECK_EPOCH` + guard + expanded-value discipline as above, with the
+      `ARG` placed **after** the dependency layer so only the lint steps re-run.
+      Base image pinned by sha256 with a version/date comment. Go repos use
+      `golangci/golangci-lint` and run both `golangci-lint config verify` and
+      `golangci-lint run`; other repos use the same pattern around their own
+      linter (eslint, ruff, prettier). Copy the canonical file from
+      `REPO_POLICIES.md`. The linter is invoked directly there, never via
+      `make lint`, which would recurse. The arg keeps the name `CHECK_EPOCH` in
+      this file as well, so one grep covers both builds.
+    - The formatting check runs in exactly one of the two images: either
+      `script/fmt-check` in the `Dockerfile`, or the formatter beside the
+      linters in `Dockerfile.lint` where that is the same pinned dependency.
+      Never neither, never both.
+    - `.dockerignore` must exclude the agent scratch directory before this image
+      is trusted: it lints whatever is in the build context, and toolchains walk
+      the tree rather than reading `.gitignore`, so an agent worktree that
+      reaches the context is linted as though it were the repo.
 - [ ] Gitea Actions workflow at `.gitea/workflows/check.yml` that runs
       `script/cibuild` on push — reference
       `https://git.eeqj.de/sneak/prompts/raw/branch/main/.gitea/workflows/check.yml`
@@ -87,22 +129,49 @@ are thin shims calling them. Model scripts:
       then `install-precommit`, plus repo-specific init
 - [ ] `script/test` / `make test` — runs real tests, not a no-op (30-second
       timeout)
-- [ ] `script/lint` / `make lint` — runs linter
+- [ ] `script/lint` / `make lint` — builds `Dockerfile.lint` and nothing else:
+      `epoch="$(date +%s%N)$$"` on its own line, then
+      `docker build --build-arg CHECK_EPOCH="$epoch" -f Dockerfile.lint .`. The
+      linter is never installed on the host and never invoked there. Copy the
+      canonical script from `REPO_POLICIES.md`; it is byte-identical across
+      repos. Without the nonce this script exits 0 on an unchanged tree having
+      linted nothing.
 - [ ] `script/fmt` / `make fmt` — formats code (writes)
 - [ ] `script/fmt-check` / `make fmt-check` — checks formatting (read-only)
 - [ ] `script/check` / `make check` — runs `test`, `lint`, `fmt-check`; must not
-      modify files
+      modify files. It needs a docker daemon, because `script/lint` is a
+      container build, and it must never be called from inside a build stage
 - [ ] `script/projectname` — outputs the project name (used by `script/docker`
       for the image tag)
 - [ ] `script/docker` / `make docker` — builds Docker image, tagged via
-      `script/projectname` (byte-identical across repos); assigns
+      `script/projectname` (byte-identical across repos); carries the same three
-      `epoch="$(date +%s%N)$$"` on its own line and passes
+      version lines as `script/cibuild` below, and passes
-      `--build-arg CHECK_EPOCH="$epoch"`
+      `--build-arg CHECK_EPOCH="$epoch"` and `--build-arg VERSION="$version"`
-- [ ] `script/cibuild` — cd to repo root, assign `epoch="$(date +%s%N)$$"` on
+- [ ] `script/cibuild` — cd to repo root, run `script/lint` **first** for
-      its own line, then run `docker build --build-arg CHECK_EPOCH="$epoch" .`
+      fail-fast feedback, then, each on its own line:
-      (what CI runs). The build arg is mandatory: see the `CHECK_EPOCH` rule in
+
+    ```sh
+    epoch="$(date +%s%N)$$"
+    version="$(git describe --tags --always --dirty 2>/dev/null || true)"
+    [ -n "$version" ] || version="unknown"
+    docker build \
+        --build-arg CHECK_EPOCH="$epoch" \
+        --build-arg VERSION="$version" \
+        .
+    ```
+
+    (what CI runs). The `script/lint` call is not optional: the main image does
+    not lint, so without it CI never lints. Both build args are mandatory, and
+    both assignments must be on their own line: a failing command substitution
+    inside an argument does not trip `set -e`, so the inline form degrades
+    silently to an empty constant. The `[ -n "$version" ]` line is a live check
+    that fires on an export with no `.git` and on a repo with no commits — keep
+    it, and do not collapse it into `|| echo unknown`, which makes it
+    unreachable. See the `CHECK_EPOCH` and git-describe rules in
     `REPO_POLICIES.md` for why each element is load-bearing. A bare
-      `docker build .` fails closed by design.
+    `docker build .` fails closed by design, and so does a bare
+    `docker build -f Dockerfile.lint .`.
+
 - [ ] `script/precommit` — called by the pre-commit hook; runs `script/check`
 - [ ] `script/install-precommit` — installs the pre-commit hook that runs
       `script/precommit`
@@ -113,7 +182,11 @@ are thin shims calling them. Model scripts:
 # 4. Verify
 
 - [ ] `make check` passes
+- [ ] `make lint` demonstrably runs the linter rather than returning a cached
+      build: run it twice on an unchanged tree and confirm the lint layer says
+      `DONE`, never `CACHED`, both times
 - [ ] `make docker` succeeds
+- [ ] `script/cibuild` succeeds and runs both container builds
 - [ ] No secrets in repo
 - [ ] No mutable image/package references
 - [ ] No unnecessary files in repo root

prompts/REPO_POLICIES.md

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 ---
 title: Repository Policies
-last_modified: 2026-08-09
+last_modified: 2026-08-10
 ---
 
 This document covers repository structure, tooling, and workflow standards. Code
@@ -60,19 +60,22 @@ style conventions are in separate documents:
   prerequisite since nvm requires bash. yarn is then pinned via
   `corepack prepare yarn@<version> --activate`. Never install "latest" or "lts";
   always exact versions. `script/cibuild` runs the CI build: it changes to the
-  repo root and runs `docker build --build-arg CHECK_EPOCH="$epoch" .`, where
+  repo root, runs `script/lint` first for fail-fast feedback (that is itself a
-  `epoch` is a per-invocation nonce (see the `CHECK_EPOCH` rule below); the
+  container build — see the containerised-lint rule below), and then runs
-  Gitea workflow calls it. Four further scripts are our own extensions to the
+  `docker build --build-arg CHECK_EPOCH="$epoch" --build-arg VERSION="$version" .`,
-  standard: `script/check` runs `script/test`, `script/lint`, and
+  where `epoch` is a per-invocation nonce (see the `CHECK_EPOCH` rule below) and
-  `script/fmt-check`; `script/precommit` is what the git pre-commit hook runs,
+  `version` is computed on the host because `.git` is not in the build context
-  and it calls `script/check`; `script/install-precommit` installs the git
+  (see the git-describe rule below); the Gitea workflow calls it. Four further
-  pre-commit hook (the `make hooks` target shims to it); and
+  scripts are our own extensions to the standard: `script/check` runs
-  `script/projectname` (literally that filename) simply outputs the project's
+  `script/test`, `script/lint`, and `script/fmt-check`; `script/precommit` is
-  name. Scripts that need the name call `script/projectname` — e.g.
+  what the git pre-commit hook runs, and it calls `script/check`;
-  `script/docker` assembles its image tag from it — so those scripts stay
+  `script/install-precommit` installs the git pre-commit hook (the `make hooks`
-  byte-identical across all repos. Repo-type-specific pre-commit extras (e.g.
+  target shims to it); and `script/projectname` (literally that filename) simply
-  `go mod tidy` verification in Go repos) belong in `script/precommit`, not in
+  outputs the project's name. Scripts that need the name call
-  the hook itself. Model scripts are at
+  `script/projectname` — e.g. `script/docker` assembles its image tag from it —
+  so those scripts stay byte-identical across all repos. Repo-type-specific
+  pre-commit extras (e.g. `go mod tidy` verification in Go repos) belong in
+  `script/precommit`, not in the hook itself. Model scripts are at
   `https://git.eeqj.de/sneak/prompts/raw/branch/main/script/<name>`. The README
   must document the provided scripts in an **Entrypoints** section (see the
   README requirements below).
@@ -91,38 +94,68 @@ style conventions are in separate documents:
   contributor should be able to understand the entire development workflow by
   reading the Makefile.
 
-- Every repo should have a `Dockerfile`. All Dockerfiles must run `make check`
+- Every repo should have a `Dockerfile`. It must run the repo's checks as build
-  as a build step so the build fails if the branch is not green. For non-server
+  steps so the build fails if the branch is not green — which requires
-  repos, the Dockerfile should bring up a development environment and run
+  `ARG CHECK_EPOCH` and its guard in every stage containing a check-running
-  `make check`. For server repos, `make check` should run as an early build
+  `RUN`, per the `CHECK_EPOCH` rule below. Without them a Dockerfile satisfies
-  stage before the final image is assembled. Dockerfiles install development
+  this criterion while its check layers are served from cache, so the build
-  prerequisites by running `script/bootstrap` rather than duplicating installs
+  cannot fail on a branch that is not green.
-  inline; COPY `script/` and the dependency manifests (`package.json` +
+
-  `yarn.lock`, `go.mod` + `go.sum`, etc.) before running it so the bootstrap
+    **It runs the individual non-lint checks — `script/test` and
-  layer stays cached until dependencies change.
+    `script/fmt-check` — and never `make check`.** `script/lint` is itself a
+    `docker build` (of `Dockerfile.lint`, per the containerised-lint rule
+    below), so a `RUN make check` in this file attempts a docker build inside a
+    build step, where there is no daemon. Lint is not skipped by this: it runs
+    in its own container, and `script/cibuild` runs it first. Put a comment to
+    that effect directly above those `RUN` lines, because `make check` is what
+    the next person will reach for. Of the two, only `script/test` is fixed
+    here: a repo may run its formatter in `Dockerfile.lint` beside the linters
+    instead, and some should — see the containerised-lint rule below. It must
+    then run in that file and not in this one, and never in neither.
+
+    For non-server repos, the Dockerfile should bring up a development
+    environment and run those checks. For server repos, they should run as an
+    early build stage before the final image is assembled. Dockerfiles install
+    development prerequisites by running `script/bootstrap` rather than
+    duplicating installs inline; COPY `script/` and the dependency manifests
+    (`package.json` + `yarn.lock`, `go.mod` + `go.sum`, etc.) before running it
+    so the bootstrap layer stays cached until dependencies change.
 
 - **Every check-running `RUN` must be cache-busted with `CHECK_EPOCH`.** Docker
   invalidates a `COPY` layer only when the copied content changes, so on an
-  unchanged tree the `RUN make check` layer is served from cache, the suite
+  unchanged tree the check layer is served from cache, the suite never runs, and
-  never runs, and the build still exits 0. A sub-second `docker build` reporting
+  the build still exits 0. A sub-second `docker build` reporting success is a
-  success is a cache hit, not a result. The canonical form, in **every** stage
+  cache hit, not a result. This applies to **every** file that runs checks in a
-  containing a check-running `RUN`:
+  build step, which since linting moved into its own container means
+  `Dockerfile` and `Dockerfile.lint` both — a `Dockerfile.lint` without the
+  cache-bust is a lint that never ran, reported as a pass. The canonical form,
+  in **every** stage containing a check-running `RUN`, placed **after** the
+  dependency-install layer so that layer stays cached:
 
     ```dockerfile
     ARG CHECK_EPOCH
     RUN [ -n "$CHECK_EPOCH" ] || exit 1
-    RUN echo "check epoch: ${CHECK_EPOCH}" && make check
+    RUN echo "check epoch: ${CHECK_EPOCH}" && <the check command>
     ```
 
-    and in both `script/cibuild` and `script/docker`:
+    and in `script/lint`, `script/cibuild` and `script/docker`:
 
     ```sh
     epoch="$(date +%s%N)$$"
-    docker build --build-arg CHECK_EPOCH="$epoch" .
+    version="$(git describe --tags --always --dirty 2>/dev/null || true)"
+    [ -n "$version" ] || version="unknown"
+    docker build \
+        --build-arg CHECK_EPOCH="$epoch" \
+        --build-arg VERSION="$version" \
+        .
     ```
 
-    All four elements are load-bearing; none is optional, and each guards a
+    The `VERSION` lines are there for a different reason, covered by the
-    failure mode that otherwise fails green:
+    git-describe rule below; they are shown here so the two rules do not each
+    document half a command. `script/lint` passes only `CHECK_EPOCH`, since no
+    version is embedded in a lint image. All four `CHECK_EPOCH` elements are
+    load-bearing; none is optional, and each guards a failure mode that
+    otherwise fails green:
     - `ARG` is stage-scoped, so a single declaration leaves the other check
       stages frozen while the fix reviews as complete. Declare it in every stage
       that runs checks, immediately above the first such `RUN`.
@@ -130,8 +163,8 @@ style conventions are in separate documents:
       rather than dependent on BuildKit's handling of an unreferenced `ARG`, and
       it puts the epoch in the build log. The guard is itself value-keyed, for
       the same reason: it references `$CHECK_EPOCH`, so BuildKit renders the
-      epoch into that layer's description (observed as
+      epoch into that layer's description (rendered as
-      `RUN [ -n "1786287053..." ] || exit 1`) and re-runs it whenever the value
+      `RUN [ -n "<epoch>" ] || exit 1`) and re-runs it whenever the value
       changes. Each stage therefore has two independent invalidation points, and
       the guard always precedes the check `RUN`. Keep both: the expansion is
       defence in depth, and it is what makes the epoch visible in the build
@@ -151,48 +184,236 @@ style conventions are in separate documents:
     This invalidates the check layers and everything after them while leaving
     `go mod download`, `script/bootstrap`, and the pinned toolchain install
     cached, so it does not push against the five-minute Docker build ceiling.
-    Blanket `--no-cache` also works but is wasteful and can blow that ceiling.
+    Blanket `--no-cache` is **not** an acceptable substitute, on `Dockerfile` or
+    on `Dockerfile.lint`: it re-runs `go mod download` / `yarn install` on every
+    invocation, which makes linting network-dependent and pushes a lint that
+    should take seconds toward the build ceiling. Never reach for
+    `docker builder prune` to achieve the same end — the build cache is shared
+    with every other build on the host, including other people's.
 
-- **Dockerfiles must use a separate lint stage for fail-fast feedback.** Go
+- **Every lint run happens in a container, and `script/lint` is that container
-  repos use a multistage build where linting runs in an independent stage based
+  build.** The linter is never installed on the host and never invoked there.
-  on the `golangci/golangci-lint` image (pinned by hash). This stage runs
+  Every repo carries a `Dockerfile.lint` next to its `Dockerfile`; the linter
-  `make fmt-check` and `make lint` before the full build begins. The build stage
+  runs as a **build step**, so a successful build _is_ a clean lint. Building
-  then declares an explicit dependency on the lint stage via
+  rather than bind-mounting is deliberate: it is what makes the pattern work
-  `COPY --from=lint /src/go.sum /dev/null`, which forces BuildKit to complete
+  unchanged where the docker daemon is remote and bind mounts are impossible.
-  linting before proceeding to compilation and tests. This ensures lint failures
+  Docker is assumed available in every environment. Discarding the linter's
-  surface in seconds rather than minutes, without blocking on dependency
+  cache on every run is the point of this rule, not a cost it pays.
-  download or compilation in the build stage.
 
-    The standard pattern for a Go repo Dockerfile is:
+    This closes a family of defects, every one of them an artefact of running
+    the linter on a shared host, and every one of them observed rather than
+    hypothesised:
+    - **A confirmed false green.** An implementer reported `0 issues` on a
+      branch that was genuinely red with a `goconst` finding. golangci-lint keys
+      cached results on file **content, not location**, so a second checkout of
+      the same commit holds byte-identical files and serves its result. Note
+      what content-keying implies: moving agents from worktrees into their own
+      clones does **not** help, because two clones are byte-identical exactly as
+      two worktrees were. It removes the foreign-path symptom and leaves the
+      mechanism live, which makes the defect quieter rather than rarer.
+    - **False reds**, repeatedly: findings reported against `../wt82-lint/...`,
+      against another agent's checkout, and against a worktree that had already
+      been deleted; in one case 399 issues returned to a clean clone that
+      genuinely lints 0.
+    - **Lock contention that cannot be distinguished from findings.**
+      golangci-lint flocks `$TMPDIR/golangci-lint.lock` (`pkg/commands/run.go`,
+      `acquireFileLock()`) — host-global, keyed on the temp directory, entirely
+      independent of `GOLANGCI_LINT_CACHE`, with a 5-second acquire timeout, so
+      it fails precisely when the host is busiest. On failure it prints
+      `parallel golangci-lint is running`, analyzes nothing, and exits non-zero.
+      **Proven not fixed by per-cache isolation**: two concurrent runs with
+      entirely separate cache directories still collided.
+    - **Version skew.** A host linter differing from the pinned one, with the
+      container surfacing thirteen findings the host missed on one repo, and a
+      local `make check` green against a `make docker` that rejected the same
+      commit with six `goconst` findings.
+
+    A container per run has its own cache, its own `TMPDIR` and therefore its
+    own lock, and a binary pinned by digest, so none of the above is reachable.
+    That is also why the per-checkout `GOLANGCI_LINT_CACHE`/`TMPDIR` wrapper
+    that used to be canonical here is **gone rather than kept alongside this**:
+    its entire subject was making a host run trustworthy, and there are no host
+    runs. Consuming repos delete it when they adopt this; see the adoption list
+    at the end of this rule.
+
+    The canonical `Dockerfile.lint` for a Go repo:
 
     ```dockerfile
-    # Lint stage — fast feedback on formatting and lint issues
+    # Lint-only image. `script/lint` builds this file and nothing else: the
-    # golangci/golangci-lint:v2.x.x, YYYY-MM-DD
+    # linter runs as a build step, so a successful build IS a clean lint.
-    FROM golangci/golangci-lint@sha256:... AS lint
+    #
+    # The linter is invoked directly below rather than through `make lint`.
+    # That is not a style choice: `script/lint` IS this build, so calling it
+    # from inside would recurse into a docker build with no daemon.
+    #
+    # golangci/golangci-lint:v2.12.2 (Debian-based), 2026-08-07
+    FROM golangci/golangci-lint@sha256:5cceeef04e53efe1470638d4b4b4f5ceefd574955ab3941b2d9a68a8c9ad5240
+
     WORKDIR /src
+
+    # Dependency layer first, and deliberately above the ARG below, so it
+    # stays cached and only the lint steps re-run on every invocation.
     COPY go.mod go.sum ./
     RUN go mod download
+
     COPY . .
+
     ARG CHECK_EPOCH
     RUN [ -n "$CHECK_EPOCH" ] || exit 1
-    RUN echo "check epoch: ${CHECK_EPOCH}" && make fmt-check
+    RUN echo "lint epoch: ${CHECK_EPOCH}" && \
-    RUN make lint
+        golangci-lint config verify --config .golangci.yml
+    RUN golangci-lint run --config .golangci.yml ./...
+    ```
 
+    and the canonical `script/lint`, identical in every repo:
+
+    ```sh
+    #!/bin/sh
+    # script/lint: run the linter. The linter is never installed on the host
+    # and never invoked there — it runs in a container, one way, everywhere,
+    # so a run cannot inherit another checkout's cache, another process's
+    # lock, or a host toolchain that differs from the pinned one.
+    set -eu
+
+    ROOT="$(cd "$(dirname "$0")/.." && pwd -P)"
+
+    main() {
+        cd "$ROOT"
+        # Own line: a failing command substitution inside an argument does
+        # not trip `set -e`, and `$$` is required because busybox `date`
+        # drops %N without erroring. Without a fresh nonce the lint layer is
+        # served from cache and this script exits 0 having linted nothing.
+        epoch="$(date +%s%N)$$"
+        docker build \
+            --build-arg CHECK_EPOCH="$epoch" \
+            -f Dockerfile.lint \
+            .
+    }
+
+    main "$@"
+    ```
+
+    Load-bearing properties:
+    - **`CHECK_EPOCH`, not `--no-cache`.** `docker build -f Dockerfile.lint .`
+      on an unchanged tree returns a sub-second cached success having linted
+      nothing — the same false green the `CHECK_EPOCH` rule above exists to
+      close, arriving through a new file. The `ARG` goes **after** the
+      dependency layer so `go mod download` / `yarn install` stay cached and
+      only the lint steps re-run. Blanket `--no-cache` also busts the dependency
+      layer, which makes every lint network-dependent.
+    - **Non-Go repos get the same pattern around their own linter** — `eslint`,
+      `ruff`, `prettier`, `shellcheck` — because the ruling is every lint run,
+      not every Go lint run. Only the base image and the lint commands change;
+      the `WORKDIR`, dependency layer, `ARG CHECK_EPOCH`, guard and
+      expanded-value `RUN` are identical. A JS or docs repo bases on its pinned
+      node image, runs `script/bootstrap` as the dependency layer, and lints
+      with the linter from `node_modules`, which is also how it gets the version
+      pinned in `package.json` rather than whatever is on the host.
+    - **The lint container lints whatever is in the build context, so
+      `.dockerignore` is part of this rule and not merely hygiene.** `COPY . .`
+      copies an agent scratch worktree — an entire second checkout of the repo —
+      into the lint image unless `.dockerignore` excludes it, and language
+      toolchains discover files by walking the tree rather than by reading
+      `.gitignore`, so `./...`, `eslint .` and `prettier --check .` all descend
+      into it. `sneak/quak` measured this on the same discovery mechanism in its
+      test runner: a nested `.claude/` worktree took the discovered test count
+      from 210 to 1050 (https://git.eeqj.de/sneak/quak/issues/30). Left in the
+      context it re-creates _inside_ the container the foreign-tree false reds
+      that moving lint into a container was adopted to end, and it does so in
+      the convincing form — the findings are real, they simply belong to another
+      checkout. See the `.dockerignore` rules below, and verify by enumerating
+      the image rather than by reading the patterns.
+    - **The build arg is named `CHECK_EPOCH` in `Dockerfile.lint` too**, not
+      `LINT_EPOCH` or any other per-file name, and `script/lint` passes it under
+      that name. Both files guard the same failure under the same contract, and
+      the single name is what lets a reviewer grep a repo for `CHECK_EPOCH` and
+      see every cache-bust it has. Rename it in one file and that grep silently
+      misses it, so a renamed guard and an absent guard read identically without
+      opening both Dockerfiles.
+    - **The formatting check runs in exactly one of the two images, and either
+      one is allowed.** The canonical `Dockerfile` above runs `script/fmt-check`
+      because that is where the non-lint checks live. A repo may instead run its
+      formatter in `Dockerfile.lint` beside the linters, which is the better
+      shape wherever the formatter is the same pinned dependency as the linter
+      (`prettier` out of `node_modules`, say), because it takes the last host
+      toolchain off the checked path for the same reason the linter came off it.
+      What is not allowed is running it in neither image, or in both. Whichever
+      image runs it carries the epoch guard, and `script/check` still runs all
+      three targets on the developer's side either way.
+    - **Keep `golangci-lint config verify`, and it costs no network.** The two
+      commands catch **disjoint** classes of defect, measured under the pinned
+      v2.12.2 against a config carrying one planted defect at a time: a bogus
+      top-level key and a bogus key nested under `linters.settings.lll` both
+      pass `golangci-lint run` with **exit 0 and `0 issues`** while
+      `config verify` exits 3 and names the key; an invalid value type fails
+      both; an unknown linter name fails `run` and passes `config verify`. So
+      `run` alone silently ignores an unknown key, which is exactly the mode
+      where a threshold reads as configured and is not applied. The earlier
+      caution that `config verify` resolves its JSON schema over a live HTTPS
+      fetch does **not** hold for this pinned version: every case above was
+      re-run under `docker run --network none` and produced byte-identical
+      diagnostics and exit statuses, in a container where
+      `getent hosts golangci-lint.run` exits 2. The schema is embedded in the
+      pinned binary. Re-run that control when bumping the pin rather than
+      treating the result as permanent.
+    - **No repo installs a linter on the host, in `script/bootstrap` or anywhere
+      else.** A host install is now dead weight whose only remaining effect is
+      to reintroduce the version skew above.
+    - **`script/check` still runs `test`, `lint` and `fmt-check`**, so a
+      developer and the pre-commit hook get all three. It therefore requires a
+      docker daemon, and it must never be invoked from inside a build stage —
+      see the `Dockerfile` rule above.
+    - If the project uses `//go:embed` directives referencing build artifacts
+      (e.g. a web frontend compiled elsewhere), `Dockerfile.lint` must create
+      placeholder files so the directives resolve:
+      `RUN mkdir -p web/dist && touch web/dist/index.html`. It must not depend
+      on the real build output; it exists to fail fast.
+    - If linting requires CGO or system libraries (e.g. `vips-dev`), install
+      them in `Dockerfile.lint`.
+
+    **What a consuming repo does to adopt this**, in order: add
+    `Dockerfile.lint`; replace `script/lint` with the build above; delete the
+    `lint` stage from its `Dockerfile` along with the
+    `COPY --from=lint ... /dev/null` ordering line; change that `Dockerfile`'s
+    `RUN make check` to `script/test` and `script/fmt-check` with the comment
+    explaining why; add `script/lint` as the first step of `script/cibuild`;
+    delete any golangci-lint install from `script/bootstrap`; and delete the
+    `.lint-cache/` entries from `.gitignore` and `.dockerignore` together with
+    the per-checkout cache/lock wrapper they served.
+
+    **The separate lint _stage_ is superseded by this and must not survive
+    alongside it.** It ran `make lint`, which is now a docker build, so keeping
+    it is not a stylistic preference but a recursion. Its purpose — fail-fast
+    feedback before the slow build — is served by `script/cibuild` running
+    `script/lint` first, and its `COPY --from=lint /src/go.sum /dev/null`
+    ordering trick, along with the warm-cache re-proof that trick required, is
+    no longer needed because the ordering is now sequential in the shell.
+
+- **The canonical Go repo `Dockerfile`**, which builds and tests but does not
+  lint:
+
+    ```dockerfile
     # Build stage
     # golang:1.x-alpine, YYYY-MM-DD
     FROM golang@sha256:... AS builder
     WORKDIR /src
-
-    # Force BuildKit to run the lint stage before proceeding
-    COPY --from=lint /src/go.sum /dev/null
-
     COPY go.mod go.sum ./
     RUN go mod download
     COPY . .
+
     ARG CHECK_EPOCH
     RUN [ -n "$CHECK_EPOCH" ] || exit 1
-    RUN echo "check epoch: ${CHECK_EPOCH}" && make test
 
+    # The individual non-lint checks, NOT `make check`: script/lint is a
+    # docker build (Dockerfile.lint), so `make check` here would nest a
+    # build inside a build step, where there is no daemon. Lint is not
+    # skipped — script/cibuild runs it first, in its own container.
+    RUN echo "check epoch: ${CHECK_EPOCH}" && make fmt-check
+    RUN make test
+
+    # VERSION comes from the host via --build-arg; see the git-describe rule
+    # below. Never run `git describe` here: .dockerignore excludes .git, so
+    # it yields an empty version without failing the build.
     ARG VERSION=dev
     RUN CGO_ENABLED=0 go build -trimpath \
         -ldflags="-s -w -X main.Version=${VERSION}" \
@@ -205,46 +426,40 @@ style conventions are in separate documents:
     ```
 
     Key points:
-    - The lint stage uses the `golangci/golangci-lint` image directly (it
+    - Tests run in the build stage because they may require compiled artifacts
-      includes both Go and the linter), so there is no need to install the
+      or heavier dependencies.
-      linter separately.
+    - `ARG CHECK_EPOCH` must be declared in **every** stage containing a
-    - `COPY --from=lint /src/go.sum /dev/null` is a no-op file copy that creates
+      check-running `RUN`, because `ARG` is stage-scoped: declaring it in one
-      a stage dependency. BuildKit runs stages in parallel by default; without
+      stage leaves the others frozen at their last cached result while the fix
-      this line, the build stage would not wait for lint to finish and a lint
+      reviews as complete. In each such stage the guard sits immediately below
-      failure might not fail the overall build.
+      the `ARG`, and the value is expanded into the first check `RUN` so the
-    - If the project uses `//go:embed` directives that reference build artifacts
+      cache miss does not rely on BuildKit's unreferenced-`ARG` handling. Both
-      (e.g. a web frontend compiled in a separate stage), the lint stage must
+      lines reference `$CHECK_EPOCH`, so each stage has two independent
-      create placeholder files so the embed directives resolve. Example:
+      invalidation points. Later `RUN`s in the same stage need no expansion of
-      `RUN mkdir -p web/dist && touch web/dist/index.html web/dist/style.css`.
+      their own: their parent layer is already busted.
-      The lint stage should not depend on the actual build output — it exists to
+    - `ARG VERSION=dev` is declared in the build stage, and its value is
-      fail fast.
+      supplied on the host by `script/docker` and `script/cibuild` via
-    - If the project requires CGO or system libraries for linting (e.g.
+      `--build-arg VERSION=...`. The `dev` default is a placeholder for a local
-      `vips-dev`), install them in the lint stage with `apk add`.
+      build, not a source of truth. **No stage may call `git describe`**:
-    - The build stage runs `make test` after compilation setup. Tests run in the
+      `.dockerignore` excludes `.git`, so it yields an empty version without
-      build stage, not the lint stage, because they may require compiled
+      failing. See the git-describe rule further down.
-      artifacts or heavier dependencies.
-    - `ARG CHECK_EPOCH` appears in **both** stages, because `ARG` is
-      stage-scoped: declaring it only in the lint stage leaves `make test`
-      frozen at the last cached result. In each stage the guard sits immediately
-      below the `ARG` so a bare `docker build .` fails instead of reusing the
-      empty cache key, and the value is expanded into the first check `RUN` so
-      the cache miss does not rely on BuildKit's unreferenced-`ARG` handling.
-      Both of those lines reference `$CHECK_EPOCH`, so both are value-keyed:
-      each stage is invalidated at two independent points. The later `RUN`s in
-      the same stage need no expansion of their own: they are already
-      invalidated by their busted parent layer.
 
 - Every repo should have a Gitea Actions workflow (`.gitea/workflows/`) that
-  runs `script/cibuild` (which runs
+  runs `script/cibuild` on push. `script/cibuild` runs **two** container builds:
-  `docker build --build-arg CHECK_EPOCH="$epoch" .`) on push. The Dockerfile
+  `script/lint` (`Dockerfile.lint`) first, then
-  runs `make check`, so a successful build implies all checks pass — but that
+  `docker build --build-arg CHECK_EPOCH="$epoch" --build-arg VERSION="$version" .`
-  implication holds **only** because of the `CHECK_EPOCH` cache-bust described
+  for the main image, which runs the non-lint checks. A successful
-  above. Without it, an unchanged tree serves the check layer from cache and the
+  `script/cibuild` therefore implies all checks pass; **a successful
-  build reports a green it never earned. A bare `docker build .` fails closed by
+  `docker build .` on its own does not, because it never lints.** That is the
-  design, on the `[ -n "$CHECK_EPOCH" ]` guard; always go through
+  one claim to be careful with when reading these files: the guarantee belongs
-  `script/cibuild` or `script/docker`. Never accept a `script/cibuild` pass as
+  to `script/cibuild`, not to any single Dockerfile. Both halves of it hold only
-  evidence without confirming it ran: a sub-second wall time, or `CACHED` on the
+  because each build passes its own `CHECK_EPOCH` nonce — without it an
-  check layer, means nothing was executed.
+  unchanged tree serves the layers from cache and the build reports a green it
+  never earned. A bare `docker build .` or `docker build -f Dockerfile.lint .`
+  fails closed by design, on the `[ -n "$CHECK_EPOCH" ]` guard; always go
+  through `script/cibuild`, `script/docker` or `script/lint`. Never accept a
+  pass as evidence without confirming it ran: a sub-second wall time, or
+  `CACHED` on a check or lint layer, means nothing was executed.
 
 - Use platform-standard formatters: `black` for Python, `prettier` for
   JS/CSS/Markdown/HTML, `go fmt` for Go. Always use default configuration with
@@ -314,10 +529,148 @@ style conventions are in separate documents:
   must be in `.gitignore`. No exceptions.
 
 - `.gitignore` should be comprehensive from the start: OS files (`.DS_Store`),
-  editor files (`.swp`, `*~`), language build artifacts, and `node_modules/`.
+  editor files (`.swp`, `*~`), in-repo agent scratch directories (`.claude/`,
-  Fetch the standard `.gitignore` from
+  which holds one worktree — an entire additional checkout of the repo — per
+  in-flight agent), language build artifacts, and `node_modules/`. Fetch the
+  standard `.gitignore` from
   `https://git.eeqj.de/sneak/prompts/raw/branch/main/.gitignore` when setting up
-  a new repo.
+  a new repo. These patterns are written to `.gitignore`'s own semantics, in
+  which an unanchored pattern already matches at every depth. They are not a
+  `.dockerignore` and must not be transplanted into one unmodified — see the
+  next rule.
+
+- **`.dockerignore` does not use `.gitignore` semantics, and copying patterns
+  across unmodified leaves secrets in the build context.** Docker matches with
+  `moby/patternmatcher`: Go `filepath.Match` semantics plus a `**` extension,
+  compiled to a regexp — plain `filepath.Match` has no `**` at all. So `*` does
+  not cross `/`, and a pattern without a leading `**/` is anchored at the
+  build-context root. A `.dockerignore` listing `.env`, `*.pem` and `*.key`
+  therefore excludes only the copies at the repository root; `config/.env` and
+  `certs/server.key` still reach the context and can land in an image layer.
+  That file is more dangerous than a short one with no secret patterns at all,
+  because it reads as solved and stops anyone looking. Give every
+  depth-independent pattern the `**/` prefix — `**/node_modules`,
+  `**/.DS_Store`, and the secret patterns in the canonical file, which are
+  additionally case-folded per the rule below — and leave only genuinely
+  root-anchored entries unprefixed: `.git`, the in-repo agent scratch directory
+  `.claude`, and the repo's own host-built binary. The inverse move is equally
+  wrong: never apply `**/` to `.gitignore`, where it is redundant and produces a
+  file that is wrong in a way that looks careful. Each file is written to its
+  own semantics; neither is derived from the other. Fetch the standard
+  `.dockerignore` from
+  `https://git.eeqj.de/sneak/prompts/raw/branch/main/.dockerignore` and extend
+  it with the repo's own host-built artifacts — a host `make build` that leaves
+  a compiled binary in the repo root puts that binary in the build context,
+  where `.gitignore` hides it from every git-based check. Write that binary
+  anchored, `/myapp` and never `**/myapp`: the prefixed form also matches
+  `cmd/myapp/` and deletes the package directory from the context.
+
+- **In-repo agent scratch belongs in both files, written to each file's own
+  semantics.** `.claude/` holds one worktree per in-flight agent — an entire
+  additional checkout of the repo — so with `COPY . .` the build context
+  inflates by a multiple of the repo, and another session's unreviewed,
+  sometimes uncommitted work can be copied into an image layer. The directory is
+  also created and destroyed constantly, so it invalidates `COPY . .` for
+  reasons that have nothing to do with the repo's own content. **And because
+  `Dockerfile.lint` and `Dockerfile` run their tooling over the copied context,
+  a worktree that reaches it is linted and tested as though it were the repo.**
+  Nothing else stops that: language toolchains discover files by walking the
+  tree and do not read `.gitignore`, which is how `sneak/quak` saw a nested
+  `.claude/` worktree take its discovered test count from 210 to 1050
+  (https://git.eeqj.de/sneak/quak/issues/30). This entry is therefore a
+  correctness precondition of the containerised-lint rule above and not a size
+  optimisation — without it the foreign-tree false reds that rule exists to end
+  simply move inside the container. In `.gitignore` the entry is `.claude/`,
+  unanchored, which already matches at every depth. In `.dockerignore` it is
+  `.claude`, anchored and with **no** `**/` prefix: the directory occurs exactly
+  once **where agents run at the repo root**, and the prefixed form would also
+  match any nested directory of that name and delete it from the build. It is
+  not case-folded the way the secret patterns are, because tooling creates it in
+  exactly one spelling, so a folded pattern would add no coverage.
+
+    **Known gap that comes with the anchored form.** The directory is created in
+    the agent's working directory, so the "exactly once, at the root" premise is
+    a property of how agents are run and not of the tooling. Where agents run in
+    subdirectories — a monorepo with a per-service agent is the ordinary case —
+    `services/api/.claude/` is **not** excluded by the canonical entry and still
+    reaches the build context and the image, which is the exposure the entry
+    exists to close. A repo in that shape adds its own anchored entries
+    (`/services/api/.claude`), or `**/.claude` once it has confirmed no
+    legitimately named nested directory would be caught. This is stated in the
+    canonical `.dockerignore` itself, since that file is what consuming repos
+    receive.
+
+- **`.dockerignore` matching is case-sensitive, so cover capitalisation with
+  character classes rather than by doubling patterns.** `**/*.key` does not
+  match `certs/SERVER.KEY`, which is reachable on the case-insensitive
+  filesystems most laptops use. Adding an ALL-CAPS twin for each pattern is not
+  the fix: it still misses `Server.Key` and `Ca.Pem` while reading as though
+  case were handled — the same manufactured confidence as the root-anchored
+  form. The matcher supports character ranges, so one line covers every
+  spelling: `**/*.[kK][eE][yY]`, `**/*.[pP][eE][mM]`. Apply this to every secret
+  name, not only to extensions: the extensionless SSH keys and `.envrc` need it
+  for the same reason, since on the very filesystems that make `SERVER.KEY`
+  reachable, direnv reads `.ENVRC` and ssh reads `ID_RSA`. Note that `*` matches
+  the empty string, so `**/*.[eE][nN][vV]` already covers a bare `.ENV` and no
+  separate literal `.env` entry is needed.
+
+- **A pattern that also catches something the build needs is re-included with a
+  negation, not deleted.** The canonical `**/*.[eE][nN][vV]` excludes a
+  committed env template such as `example.env`; a repo whose build genuinely
+  reads one adds `!docs/example.env` after the pattern. Deleting the pattern
+  instead reopens the exposure for every other file it covers.
+
+- **Verify `.dockerignore` by enumerating the image, not by reading the
+  patterns.** Plant files at the root _and_ at least two directories deep, build
+  a probe image that does `COPY . .`, and list what actually landed
+  (`docker run --rm --entrypoint find IMAGE /app`). Reading the patterns and
+  agreeing they look right is exactly what lets the root-only form through. The
+  `transferring context` size is not a substitute: a nested secret is a few
+  bytes, and BuildKit transfers only the delta from the previous build, so the
+  reported size describes the transfer and not the contents of the image.
+
+- **Excluding `.git` means `git describe` cannot run inside any build stage, and
+  it fails quietly there.** The `GOLDFLAGS` version-embedding pattern assumes
+  `.git` is present; in a build stage there is no repository, so `git describe`
+  writes nothing to stdout and the `-X main.Version=` value comes out **empty**
+  rather than erroring. The binary then reports no version at all and the build
+  still exits 0. Compute the version **on the host** and thread it in as a build
+  arg. `script/docker` and `script/cibuild` do this, byte-identically across
+  repos:
+
+    ```sh
+    # Assign on its own line: a failing command substitution inside an
+    # argument does not trip `set -e`, so the inline form degrades to an
+    # empty constant — the same silent-empty failure this rule is about.
+    version="$(git describe --tags --always --dirty 2>/dev/null || true)"
+    [ -n "$version" ] || version="unknown"
+    docker build \
+        --build-arg CHECK_EPOCH="$epoch" \
+        --build-arg VERSION="$version" \
+        .
+    ```
+
+    `--always` makes an untagged repo yield the abbreviated commit hash instead
+    of failing. `|| true` keeps a failing `git describe` from tripping `set -e`
+    and leaves the value empty, so the `[ -n "$version" ]` line is the single
+    place the fallback is applied — and it is a **live** check, not defence in
+    depth: it fires on a build from an export with no `.git`, and on a
+    repository with no commits yet. Do not fold the fallback into the
+    substitution as `|| echo unknown`; that makes the guard unreachable, and a
+    guard that cannot fire is indistinguishable from one that works to everyone
+    who copies it. The result is non-empty by construction either way, which is
+    the point: an empty version reads as a successful one, while `unknown` is
+    visibly wrong. The Dockerfile's side is `ARG VERSION=dev` in the stage that
+    compiles, declared there and not inherited, because `ARG` is stage-scoped
+    exactly as `CHECK_EPOCH` is. Passing `VERSION` to a repo whose Dockerfile
+    declares no such `ARG` is silently ignored by BuildKit and costs nothing,
+    which is why the scripts stay byte-identical rather than growing a per-repo
+    variant.
+
+    One consequence for CI: the standard checkout action clones shallow and
+    fetches no tags, so `git describe --tags` there falls back to a bare commit
+    hash. A repo that embeds a tag-derived version must set `fetch-depth: 0` on
+    its checkout step; a repo that does not embed a version needs no change.
 
 - **No build artifacts in version control.** Code-derived data (compiled
   bundles, minified output, generated assets) must never be committed to the
@@ -336,9 +689,126 @@ style conventions are in separate documents:
 - `.golangci.yml` is standardized and must _NEVER_ be modified by an agent, only
   manually by the user. Fetch from
   `https://git.eeqj.de/sneak/prompts/raw/branch/main/.golangci.yml`. The
-  canonical golangci-lint version is v2.12.2 (released 2026-05-06), installed
+  canonical golangci-lint version is v2.12.2 (released 2026-05-06), pinned as
-  commit-pinned via
+  the image digest in `Dockerfile.lint`
-  `go install github.com/golangci/golangci-lint/v2/cmd/golangci-lint@c0d3ddc9cf3faa61a4e378e879ece580256d76e5`.
+  (`golangci/golangci-lint@sha256:5cceeef04e53efe1470638d4b4b4f5ceefd574955ab3941b2d9a68a8c9ad5240`,
+  which reports
+  `golangci-lint has version 2.12.2 built with go1.26.2 from c0d3ddc9`). That
+  digest is the only pin there is: the linter is not installed on the host, in
+  `script/bootstrap` or anywhere else. Bumping the version means changing that
+  one digest, and it propagates to every consumer of the image with no host
+  state able to disagree with it.
+
+- **`script/bootstrap` must not install a linter at all.** This supersedes the
+  pinned-golangci-lint install that used to be canonical here. Nothing runs a
+  linter on the host any more — `script/lint` is a container build — so a host
+  install has no caller left, and its only remaining effect is to put a second,
+  independently-versioned linter on the machine where somebody will eventually
+  run it by hand and believe the result. The version-skew failures that install
+  was written to close (a local `make check` green while `make docker` rejected
+  the same commit with six `goconst` findings; a container linter surfacing
+  thirteen findings the host run missed) are closed more completely by having
+  exactly one linter, pinned by image digest, that no host state can shadow.
+  Repos adopting the containerised lint delete the install block, its version
+  and ref variables, and its call site from `script/bootstrap`.
+
+    **The version-enforcement principle it established still applies to any
+    other tool a repo pins and installs on the host**, and it is the part worth
+    keeping, because each of its four properties guards a failure that otherwise
+    reports success:
+    - **Compare the installed version against the pin, never test presence.** A
+      `if missing <tool>; then install; fi` guard tests `PATH` presence and
+      never version, so on any already-provisioned machine the pin is inert and
+      a version bump is a silent no-op. Compare the **whole** version token,
+      exactly: a parser that stops at the first `-` reports `2.12.2` for a host
+      running `2.12.2-rc1` and skips the install — the original defect,
+      reintroduced through the comparison meant to fix it.
+    - **After installing, re-resolve the binary the way callers resolve it** —
+      through `PATH`, not the directory the installer wrote to — and assert the
+      reported version is the pin. An installer that writes to `GOBIN` while a
+      different binary shadows it earlier in `PATH` genuinely succeeds and
+      changes nothing any caller sees, which is worse than no fix: it converts a
+      known-stale tool into one everyone believes is pinned. Run `hash -r` first
+      so the shell does not answer from its own lookup cache, and when the
+      assertion fails, name the path `command -v` found, the version it reports,
+      and the directory the install wrote to. Diagnose from the resolved path
+      rather than asserting a cause: only a path **outside** the install
+      directory is shadowing.
+    - **A mis-parse must fall through to reinstall, never to a false match.**
+      Absent binary, non-zero exit, empty output and unrecognised output should
+      all yield an empty string, which compares unequal to the pin. The failure
+      direction is always a redundant install, never a skipped one.
+    - **Call it, and say so on success.** A function defined and never called is
+      a silent no-op indistinguishable from success: exit 0, nothing installed,
+      no output. Both success branches must print a line naming the version.
+
+    Verifying such logic requires a negative control in an environment where a
+    shadowing binary exists earlier in `PATH` than the install target — without
+    it the control passes against the naive compare-then-install form too and
+    proves nothing — plus a mis-parse control that feeds unparseable `--version`
+    output and confirms a reinstall. Run those controls against the block as a
+    consuming repo would adopt it: pasted into a `script/bootstrap`-shaped file
+    that is then executed, never by sourcing it and invoking the function
+    yourself. Driving the function directly tests something the artifact does
+    not do, and it is exactly how a missing call site passes every control while
+    the adopted snippet does nothing.
+
+    Keep it POSIX sh: no bashisms, no arrays, no `[[`, no `grep -P`.
+
+- **SUPERSEDED, and deleted rather than kept: the per-checkout
+  `GOLANGCI_LINT_CACHE`/`TMPDIR` wrapper for `script/lint`.** Every line of it
+  was about making a linter run on a shared host trustworthy — a private result
+  cache so a byte-identical checkout could not serve its findings, a private
+  `TMPDIR` so the host-global lock could not collide, retry and VOID handling so
+  a lock collision was never reported as findings. The containerised-lint rule
+  above removes the host run itself, so there is nothing left for that wrapper
+  to isolate, and a repo carrying both would carry two contradictory canonical
+  `script/lint` forms. Its findings are not lost: they are the evidence for
+  containerising, and they are recorded in that rule. Repos that adopted it
+  delete the wrapper, the `.lint-cache/` entries from `.gitignore` and
+  `.dockerignore`, and the `--allow-serial-runners` flag with them.
+
+    Two of its conclusions are kept because they outlive it. **`GOCACHE` does
+    not need isolating**, measured rather than assumed: it is content-addressed,
+    its entries are compiled artifacts rather than diagnostics carrying a
+    foreign tree's paths, and it has no equivalent global lock — the whole fleet
+    compiles concurrently against one `GOCACHE` all day without a contention
+    error. And **verifying any change to lint plumbing requires paired
+    controls**: a control that passes against the broken form proves nothing,
+    and it must be run against the artifact as a consuming repo would adopt it —
+    the file executed, not the functions sourced and driven by hand.
+
+- **Interim rule for reading a lint result produced on the host, in a repo that
+  has not yet adopted the containerised lint above.** A lint run is **VOID**
+  unless both hold:
+    - the output contains no `parallel golangci-lint is running`, and
+    - no reported file path begins with `../`, and none is an absolute path
+      outside the tree the run was launched from.
+
+    Do not record a verdict from a void run, and do not "fix" findings in files
+    the change does not touch — chasing phantom findings across untouched files
+    puts unrelated edits into a reviewed diff, which is more expensive than the
+    wasted rework.
+
+    The `../` clause is the one that actually bites, and it is why a filter
+    keyed on `/tmp` or on absolute prefixes is not enough: golangci-lint reports
+    paths relative to its own resolved root rather than yours, and three of the
+    org's reported sightings had relative paths and would have passed such a
+    filter. Both clauses are needed and neither alone is sufficient — one
+    reproduction exited non-zero with the lock error and no foreign paths at
+    all, and another reported 34 well-formed findings, every one of them against
+    another checkout.
+
+    **State the limit of these tests rather than treating them as a guarantee.**
+    They catch contamination that **names** foreign files. They cannot catch
+    contamination that **suppresses** findings through a poisoned entry for
+    colliding content, which has no wall-clock tell either — **no evidence of
+    that mode has been observed, and nobody should go chasing it**; the point is
+    the reach of the tests, not a claim that the mode exists. They are a filter
+    for the loud mode, not a proof of soundness — which is the whole argument
+    for containerising the linter instead of documenting a discipline that
+    depends on every agent remembering to apply it. Adopt the rule above and
+    this one stops applying to the repo entirely.
 
 - When pinning images or packages by hash, add a comment above the reference
   with the version and date (YYYY-MM-DD).

script/check

@@ -1,6 +1,13 @@
 #!/bin/sh
 # script/check: run all checks (test, lint, fmt-check). Our own
 # extension to scripts-to-rule-them-all. Must not modify any files.
+#
+# script/lint is a docker build (see Dockerfile.lint), so this script
+# requires a docker daemon. That is deliberate: it is the only way a
+# developer and the pre-commit hook get the same linter CI gets. It also
+# means this script must never be run from inside a build stage — see
+# the comment in Dockerfile, which runs the individual non-lint checks
+# for exactly that reason.
 set -eu
 
 SCRIPT_DIR="$(cd "$(dirname "$0")" && pwd -P)"

script/cibuild

@@ -1,20 +1,40 @@
 #!/bin/sh
-# script/cibuild: run the CI build. The Dockerfile runs script/check, but
+# script/cibuild: run the CI build. Two container builds, in order:
-# that only proves anything because CHECK_EPOCH is a fresh nonce on every
+# script/lint (Dockerfile.lint) and then the main image, which runs the
-# invocation: without it Docker serves the check layer from cache on an
+# non-lint checks. Both only prove anything because each passes its own
-# unchanged tree and the build exits 0 without running the suite.
+# fresh CHECK_EPOCH nonce: without it Docker serves the check layers
+# from cache on an unchanged tree and the build exits 0 without running
+# anything.
 set -eu
 
-ROOT="$(cd "$(dirname "$0")/.." && pwd -P)"
+SCRIPT_DIR="$(cd "$(dirname "$0")" && pwd -P)"
+ROOT="$(cd "$SCRIPT_DIR/.." && pwd -P)"
 
 main() {
     cd "$ROOT"
+    # Lint first, for fail-fast feedback: it is its own container build
+    # and computes its own CHECK_EPOCH. It runs here rather than inside
+    # the main image because a docker build cannot run a docker build.
+    "$SCRIPT_DIR/lint"
     # Assign on its own line: a failing command substitution inside an
     # argument does not trip `set -e`, which would silently degrade the
     # nonce to an empty constant. `$$` is required because busybox `date`
     # drops %N without erroring.
     epoch="$(date +%s%N)$$"
-    docker build --build-arg CHECK_EPOCH="$epoch" .
+    # VERSION must be computed here, on the host: .dockerignore excludes
+    # .git, so `git describe` cannot run in any build stage and fails
+    # quietly there rather than erroring. Same own-line discipline as the
+    # epoch. `|| true` keeps a failing describe from tripping `set -e`
+    # and leaves the value empty; the guard below is then the single
+    # place the fallback is applied, and it does fire — on an export with
+    # no .git, or a repo with no commits yet. `unknown` is visibly wrong
+    # in a binary in a way that an empty version is not.
+    version="$(git describe --tags --always --dirty 2>/dev/null || true)"
+    [ -n "$version" ] || version="unknown"
+    docker build \
+        --build-arg CHECK_EPOCH="$epoch" \
+        --build-arg VERSION="$version" \
+        .
 }
 
 main "$@"

script/docker

@@ -16,7 +16,19 @@ main() {
     # nonce to an empty constant. `$$` is required because busybox `date`
     # drops %N without erroring.
     epoch="$(date +%s%N)$$"
-    docker build --build-arg CHECK_EPOCH="$epoch" \
+    # VERSION must be computed here, on the host: .dockerignore excludes
+    # .git, so `git describe` cannot run in any build stage and fails
+    # quietly there rather than erroring. Same own-line discipline as the
+    # epoch. `|| true` keeps a failing describe from tripping `set -e`
+    # and leaves the value empty; the guard below is then the single
+    # place the fallback is applied, and it does fire — on an export with
+    # no .git, or a repo with no commits yet. `unknown` is visibly wrong
+    # in a binary in a way that an empty version is not.
+    version="$(git describe --tags --always --dirty 2>/dev/null || true)"
+    [ -n "$version" ] || version="unknown"
+    docker build \
+        --build-arg CHECK_EPOCH="$epoch" \
+        --build-arg VERSION="$version" \
         -t "$("$SCRIPT_DIR/projectname")" .
 }
 

script/lint

@@ -1,13 +1,27 @@
 #!/bin/sh
-# script/lint: run the linter.
+# script/lint: run the linter. The linter is never installed on the host
+# and never invoked there — it runs in a container, one way, everywhere,
+# so a run cannot inherit another checkout's cache, another process's
+# lock, or a host toolchain that differs from the pinned one. Linting
+# happens as a build step (see Dockerfile.lint), so a successful build
+# is a clean lint, and it works where the docker daemon is remote and
+# bind mounts are impossible.
 set -eu
 
 ROOT="$(cd "$(dirname "$0")/.." && pwd -P)"
 
 main() {
     cd "$ROOT"
-    echo "Linting markdown files..."
+    # Assign on its own line: a failing command substitution inside an
-    yarn run prettier --check '**/*.md' --tab-width 4 --prose-wrap always
+    # argument does not trip `set -e`, which would silently degrade the
+    # nonce to an empty constant. `$$` is required because busybox `date`
+    # drops %N without erroring. Without a fresh nonce the lint layer is
+    # served from cache and this script exits 0 having linted nothing.
+    epoch="$(date +%s%N)$$"
+    docker build \
+        --build-arg CHECK_EPOCH="$epoch" \
+        -f Dockerfile.lint \
+        .
 }
 
 main "$@"