build: update golangci-lint to v2.12.2 with canonical config

Replace the commit-pinned golangci-lint install refs in Dockerfile and
script/bootstrap with the v2.12.2 version pin, and replace .golangci.yml
with the canonical v2-schema config (lint settings now live under
linters.settings, so the lll/funlen/cyclop/dupl thresholds are actually
applied).

Fix all findings surfaced by the newly-applied config:

- goconst: introduce shared constants for repeated status, priority,
  and DNS fixture strings in watcher.go and the notify, state, and
  watcher tests
- dupl: consolidate duplicated ntfy/slack HTTP-error tests and
  SendNotification endpoint-error tests behind shared helpers
- lll: wrap long test table entries and comments; shorten one inline
  nolint justification

internal/notify/history_test.go

@@ -29,14 +29,14 @@ func TestAlertHistoryAddAndRecent(t *testing.T) {
 		Timestamp: now.Add(-2 * time.Minute),
 		Title:     "first",
 		Message:   "msg1",
-		Priority:  "info",
+		Priority:  prioInfo,
 	})
 
 	h.Add(notify.AlertEntry{
 		Timestamp: now.Add(-1 * time.Minute),
 		Title:     "second",
 		Message:   "msg2",
-		Priority:  "warning",
+		Priority:  prioWarning,
 	})
 
 	entries := h.Recent()