build: update golangci-lint to v2.12.2 with new canonical v2 config

Pin golangci-lint to commit c0d3ddc9cf3faa61a4e378e879ece580256d76e5
(v2.12.2) in Dockerfile and script/bootstrap.

Replace .golangci.yml with a v2-schema migration of the canonical
config, produced with golangci-lint migrate (owner-authorized; the
same file becomes the new org-wide canonical via a prompts-repo PR).
Lint settings now live under linters.settings, so the lll, funlen,
cyclop, and dupl thresholds are actually applied. The deprecated
gomodguard linter is disabled in favor of gomodguard_v2, resolving
the v2.12 deprecation warning. Deliberate delta from the migrate
output: the gci formatter is not enabled because its default two-group
import ordering conflicts with the repo's stdlib/third-party/local
import style that script/fmt (gofmt + goimports) produces.

Fix all findings surfaced by the now-active thresholds:

- goconst: shared constants for repeated status, priority, and DNS
  fixture strings in watcher.go and the notify, state, and watcher
  tests
- dupl: consolidate duplicated ntfy/slack HTTP-error tests and
  SendNotification endpoint-error tests behind shared helpers
- lll: wrap long test table entries and comments; shorten one inline
  nolint justification

internal/config/classify_test.go

@@ -17,13 +17,33 @@ func TestClassifyDNSName(t *testing.T) {
 	}{
 		{name: "apex domain simple", input: "example.com", want: config.DNSNameTypeDomain},
 		{name: "hostname simple", input: "www.example.com", want: config.DNSNameTypeHostname},
-		{name: "apex domain multi-part TLD", input: "example.co.uk", want: config.DNSNameTypeDomain},
-		{name: "hostname multi-part TLD", input: "api.example.co.uk", want: config.DNSNameTypeHostname},
+		{
+			name:  "apex domain multi-part TLD",
+			input: "example.co.uk",
+			want:  config.DNSNameTypeDomain,
+		},
+		{
+			name:  "hostname multi-part TLD",
+			input: "api.example.co.uk",
+			want:  config.DNSNameTypeHostname,
+		},
 		{name: "public suffix itself", input: "co.uk", wantErr: true},
 		{name: "empty string", input: "", wantErr: true},
-		{name: "deeply nested hostname", input: "a.b.c.example.com", want: config.DNSNameTypeHostname},
-		{name: "trailing dot stripped", input: "example.com.", want: config.DNSNameTypeDomain},
-		{name: "uppercase normalized", input: "WWW.Example.COM", want: config.DNSNameTypeHostname},
+		{
+			name:  "deeply nested hostname",
+			input: "a.b.c.example.com",
+			want:  config.DNSNameTypeHostname,
+		},
+		{
+			name:  "trailing dot stripped",
+			input: "example.com.",
+			want:  config.DNSNameTypeDomain,
+		},
+		{
+			name:  "uppercase normalized",
+			input: "WWW.Example.COM",
+			want:  config.DNSNameTypeHostname,
+		},
 	}
 
 	for _, tt := range tests {