build: update golangci-lint to v2.12.2 with new canonical v2 config

Pin golangci-lint to commit c0d3ddc9cf3faa61a4e378e879ece580256d76e5
(v2.12.2) in Dockerfile and script/bootstrap.

Replace .golangci.yml with a v2-schema migration of the canonical
config, produced with golangci-lint migrate (owner-authorized; the
same file becomes the new org-wide canonical via a prompts-repo PR).
Lint settings now live under linters.settings, so the lll, funlen,
cyclop, and dupl thresholds are actually applied. The deprecated
gomodguard linter is disabled in favor of gomodguard_v2, resolving
the v2.12 deprecation warning. Deliberate delta from the migrate
output: the gci formatter is not enabled because its default two-group
import ordering conflicts with the repo's stdlib/third-party/local
import style that script/fmt (gofmt + goimports) produces.

Fix all findings surfaced by the now-active thresholds:

- goconst: shared constants for repeated status, priority, and DNS
  fixture strings in watcher.go and the notify, state, and watcher
  tests
- dupl: consolidate duplicated ntfy/slack HTTP-error tests and
  SendNotification endpoint-error tests behind shared helpers
- lll: wrap long test table entries and comments; shorten one inline
  nolint justification

.golangci.yml

@@ -12,21 +12,38 @@ linters:
     - depguard         # Dependency allow/block lists
     - godot            # Requires comments to end with periods
     - wsl              # Deprecated, replaced by wsl_v5
+    - gomodguard       # Deprecated, replaced by gomodguard_v2
     - wrapcheck        # Too verbose for internal packages
     - varnamelen       # Short names like db, id are idiomatic Go
-
-linters-settings:
-  lll:
-    line-length: 88
-  funlen:
-    lines: 80
-    statements: 50
-  cyclop:
-    max-complexity: 15
-  dupl:
-    threshold: 100
+  settings:
+    lll:
+      line-length: 88
+    funlen:
+      lines: 80
+      statements: 50
+    cyclop:
+      max-complexity: 15
+    dupl:
+      threshold: 100
+  exclusions:
+    generated: lax
+    paths:
+      - third_party$
+      - builtin$
+      - examples$
 
 issues:
-  exclude-use-default: false
   max-issues-per-linter: 0
   max-same-issues: 0
+
+formatters:
+  enable:
+    - gofmt
+    - gofumpt
+    - goimports
+  exclusions:
+    generated: lax
+    paths:
+      - third_party$
+      - builtin$
+      - examples$