build: update golangci-lint to v2.12.2 with org-standard v2 config

Pin golangci-lint to commit c0d3ddc9cf3faa61a4e378e879ece580256d76e5
(v2.12.2) in Dockerfile and script/bootstrap.

Set .golangci.yml to the org-standard v2-schema config already used
across the org's repos (owner-authorized; the same file is being
landed as canonical via a prompts-repo PR). Lint settings live under
linters.settings, so the lll, funlen, cyclop, and dupl thresholds are
actually applied. The informational gomodguard deprecation warning
this config can emit under v2.12 is accepted.

Fix all findings surfaced by the now-active thresholds:

- goconst: shared constants for repeated status, priority, and DNS
  fixture strings in watcher.go and the notify, state, and watcher
  tests
- dupl: consolidate duplicated ntfy/slack HTTP-error tests and
  SendNotification endpoint-error tests behind shared helpers
- lll: wrap long test table entries and comments; shorten one inline
  nolint justification

Dockerfile

@@ -4,8 +4,8 @@ FROM golang@sha256:f6751d823c26342f9506c03797d2527668d095b0a15f1862cddb4d927a7a4
 
 RUN apk add --no-cache git make gcc musl-dev binutils-gold
 
-# golangci-lint v2.10.1
-RUN go install github.com/golangci/golangci-lint/v2/cmd/golangci-lint@5d1e709b7be35cb2025444e19de266b056b7b7ee
+# golangci-lint v2.12.2, 2026-08-07
+RUN go install github.com/golangci/golangci-lint/v2/cmd/golangci-lint@c0d3ddc9cf3faa61a4e378e879ece580256d76e5
 # goimports v0.42.0
 RUN go install golang.org/x/tools/cmd/goimports@009367f5c17a8d4c45a961a3a509277190a9a6f0