Format Markdown with prettier in script/fmt and script/fmt-check (refs #7)

script/fmt now also runs prettier over every Markdown file, and
script/fmt-check checks them without writing. prettier is pinned in
package.json and yarn.lock. script/bootstrap keeps its Go and apt
handling and gains the canonical pinned node (nvm from a hash-checked
archive) and yarn (corepack) install, then installs the locked
packages. Both fmt scripts find yarn the canonical way, sourcing nvm
when yarn is not on PATH. The new files and the yarn lookup come from
sneak/prompts at cc440118c876. The vendored REPO_POLICIES.md already
passes prettier, so it is not ignored. The Markdown is reformatted in
the next commit.

Deviation: package.json drops the canonical "license": "MIT" line; this
repo is WTFPL.

Model: opus-5-5

script/bootstrap

@@ -3,11 +3,20 @@
 # this repo. Idempotent: every install is guarded by a check so already
 # installed tools are skipped. Base tooling comes from nix, apt, brew,
 # or apk (detected in that order); assumes NOTHING is present (not git,
-# make, or go).
+# make, go, or node). Node is used directly if installed; otherwise it
+# is installed at a pinned version via nvm (installing nvm itself first,
+# from a hash-verified release archive, never curl | sh).
 set -eu
 
 ROOT="$(cd "$(dirname "$0")/.." && pwd -P)"
 
+# Pinned versions, 2026-07-06
+NODE_VERSION="22.17.0"
+NVM_VERSION="0.40.3"
+# sha256 of https://github.com/nvm-sh/nvm/archive/refs/tags/v0.40.3.tar.gz
+NVM_SHA256="5f4d6aaa04a177dc93c985e31dbc411ab6b8c6e1e21d8015dbc1372625fcd1d0"
+YARN_VERSION="1.22.22"
+
 PKGMGR=""
 SUDO=""
 APT_UPDATED=""
@@ -56,6 +65,69 @@ missing() {
     ! command -v "$1" >/dev/null 2>&1
 }
 
+# verify_sha256 <file> <expected-hash>
+verify_sha256() {
+    if command -v sha256sum >/dev/null 2>&1; then
+        actual="$(sha256sum "$1" | cut -d' ' -f1)"
+    else
+        actual="$(shasum -a 256 "$1" | cut -d' ' -f1)"
+    fi
+    if [ "$actual" != "$2" ]; then
+        echo "bootstrap: sha256 mismatch for $1" >&2
+        echo "  expected: $2" >&2
+        echo "  actual:   $actual" >&2
+        exit 1
+    fi
+}
+
+# nvm is a bash script; run a command in a bash with nvm loaded
+nvm_sh() {
+    bash -c ". \"\$HOME/.nvm/nvm.sh\" && $*"
+}
+
+ensure_nvm() {
+    [ -s "$HOME/.nvm/nvm.sh" ] && return 0
+    # nvm prerequisites; nvm itself requires bash
+    if missing bash; then pkg_install bash bash bash bash; fi
+    if missing curl; then pkg_install curl curl curl curl; fi
+    if missing git; then pkg_install git git git git; fi
+    tmp="$(mktemp -d)"
+    curl -fsSL -o "$tmp/nvm.tar.gz" \
+        "https://github.com/nvm-sh/nvm/archive/refs/tags/v${NVM_VERSION}.tar.gz"
+    verify_sha256 "$tmp/nvm.tar.gz" "$NVM_SHA256"
+    mkdir -p "$HOME/.nvm"
+    tar -xzf "$tmp/nvm.tar.gz" -C "$HOME/.nvm" --strip-components=1
+    rm -rf "$tmp"
+}
+
+ensure_node() {
+    if ! missing node; then return 0; fi
+    ensure_nvm
+    nvm_sh "nvm install $NODE_VERSION"
+}
+
+ensure_yarn() {
+    if ! missing yarn; then return 0; fi
+    if ! missing corepack; then
+        corepack enable
+        corepack prepare "yarn@$YARN_VERSION" --activate
+    elif [ -s "$HOME/.nvm/nvm.sh" ]; then
+        nvm_sh "nvm use $NODE_VERSION >/dev/null && corepack enable && \
+            corepack prepare yarn@$YARN_VERSION --activate"
+    else
+        npm install -g "yarn@$YARN_VERSION"
+    fi
+}
+
+install_js_deps() {
+    if missing yarn && [ -s "$HOME/.nvm/nvm.sh" ]; then
+        nvm_sh "nvm use $NODE_VERSION >/dev/null && cd \"$ROOT\" && \
+            yarn install --frozen-lockfile"
+    else
+        yarn install --frozen-lockfile
+    fi
+}
+
 main() {
     cd "$ROOT"
 
@@ -68,6 +140,12 @@ main() {
 
     go mod download
 
+    # Node and yarn, then the prettier pinned in package.json and
+    # yarn.lock, which script/fmt and script/fmt-check run
+    ensure_node
+    ensure_yarn
+    install_js_deps
+
     echo "bootstrap complete"
 }